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Old 11-11-2017, 06:13 PM   #1481
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Priti Patel's replacement, Penny Mordaunt, is herself a rather hot Tory totty.




I've seen debates before about this thread. I thought it was for women we find attractive in non-erotic media.
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:10 AM   #1482
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Here we are now...back on track with what this thread should be about......Knocking on a bit now, but I would still give Sarah Greene one from behind.
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Old 11-13-2017, 09:25 AM   #1483
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In an interview lesbian Miriam also claimed to have recorded erotic audio cassettes. A voice for radio, as they say. Each to his own . . . yes . . . yes, I know.
A face for radio, I meant!
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Old 11-13-2017, 05:18 PM   #1484
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Chelsea Peretti. With that nose she could smoke a cigar in the shower and not get it wet, but I still would.

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Old 11-16-2017, 10:08 PM   #1485
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Professor Lucie Green, astronomer and The Sky At Night contributor. It's the way she says 'coronal mass ejections'...

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Old 11-17-2017, 08:07 AM   #1486
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I would give Grace Mugabe one.
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I would give Grace Mugabe one.
Well Bobby Mugabe wanted to give her a whole country (only after he'd shafted it himself of course).

Honestly, the lengths some guys will go to just to get a shag!
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Old 11-17-2017, 10:45 AM   #1488
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Well Bobby Mugabe wanted to give her a whole country (only after he'd shafted it himself of course).

Honestly, the lengths some guys will go to just to get a shag!
Often wondered what attracted the young and pretty Grace Mugabe to her powerful millionaire husband?
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Old 11-18-2017, 08:15 AM   #1489
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I would give Grace Mugabe one.
Well apparently she's open to offers, as Ole Bob lost his meat & two veg to syphilis some time ago and has a prosthetic penis! Allegedly.

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Old 11-19-2017, 11:04 AM   #1490
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Well apparently she's open to offers, as Ole Bob lost his meat & two veg to syphilis some time ago and has a prosthetic penis! Allegedly.
Can that actually happen?I knew it could drive you crazy,which explains a lot about mugabe.I didnt know it could make your bits fall off.Every day is a school day.
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