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Old 11-09-2017, 11:52 AM   #1471
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Regards Ms Priti Patel, our former International Development Secretary...I'm happy to console her now that she's out of a job...

The quoted post above belongs in the Women You Really Should Fancy thread! 45 years old, Priti Patel looks absolutely gorgeous and has a very appropriate first name.

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Old 11-09-2017, 01:40 PM   #1472
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The quoted post above belongs in the Women You Really Should Fancy thread! 45 years old, Priti Patel looks absolutely gorgeous and has a very appropriate first name.

yeah actually I agree with that,but I also reckon practically half or more of the women featured in this category are fanciable.Maybe a huge chunk of VEF members have very high standards.
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Old 11-09-2017, 07:28 PM   #1473
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Priti Patel's replacement, Penny Mordaunt, is herself a rather hot Tory totty.




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Old 11-09-2017, 10:42 PM   #1474
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Priti Patel's replacement, Penny Mordaunt, is herself a rather hot Tory totty.


Agreed - I thought Penny Mordaunt was a worthy addition to the "Women who owe it to Mankind to get their Boobs Out" thread:

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Priti Patel is an odd one. As a woman, she is eminently fuckable, but as a person I find her very disagreeable.

Perhaps if the thread was called "Women Who Should Be Giving You A Blow Job Because The You Couldn't Hear Their Views On Everything" she'd be a show-in!!!
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I've seen debates before about this thread. I thought it was for women we find attractive in non-erotic media.
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Old 11-13-2017, 06:10 AM   #1478
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Here we are now...back on track with what this thread should be about......Knocking on a bit now, but I would still give Sarah Greene one from behind.
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Old 11-13-2017, 08:25 AM   #1479
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In an interview lesbian Miriam also claimed to have recorded erotic audio cassettes. A voice for radio, as they say. Each to his own . . . yes . . . yes, I know.
A face for radio, I meant!
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Chelsea Peretti. With that nose she could smoke a cigar in the shower and not get it wet, but I still would.

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