World's worst pick up lines - Page 5

**vo1v0d** · November 13th, 2018, 01:33 AM

Do you fancy a drink? One tapwater coming up.

**ball7** · November 16th, 2018, 08:07 PM

The President told me to go grab you

**Mal Hombre** · November 16th, 2018, 08:27 PM

Do You like pizza ? Have a nibble on this,It's mighty meaty..

**ball7** · November 16th, 2018, 09:06 PM

Mr.Cosby told me to give you this drink.

**vo1v0d** · November 16th, 2018, 11:17 PM

With enough blowjobs that double chin will just melt away. At your service ma'm.

**Navvet** · November 17th, 2018, 12:32 AM

"Didn't you used to dance, topless?"

**ball7** · November 17th, 2018, 10:46 PM

You look like my type. A punchdrunk broad with the IQ of Orange.

**vo1v0d** · November 17th, 2018, 11:35 PM

Cranberry juice is great for urethritis; fancy a drink?

**jomama** · November 27th, 2018, 12:04 AM

"Damn, you look good in beer goggles..."

**vo1v0d** · November 27th, 2018, 12:45 AM

Can we go somewhere near; my ankle bracelet is near my limit.

November 16th, 2018, 08:27 PM	#43
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,621 Times in 57,558 Posts	Do You like pizza ? Have a nibble on this,It's mighty meaty.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 27th, 2018, 12:04 AM	#49
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,063 Times in 29,852 Posts	"Damn, you look good in beer goggles..." __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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November 13th, 2018, 01:33 AM	#41
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,215 Thanks: 42,114 Thanked 60,448 Times in 7,425 Posts	Do you fancy a drink? One tapwater coming up.

November 16th, 2018, 08:07 PM	#42
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	The President told me to go grab you

November 16th, 2018, 09:06 PM	#44
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mr.Cosby told me to give you this drink.

November 16th, 2018, 11:17 PM	#45
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,215 Thanks: 42,114 Thanked 60,448 Times in 7,425 Posts	With enough blowjobs that double chin will just melt away. At your service ma'm.

November 17th, 2018, 12:32 AM	#46
Navvet An Old Salt Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 8,092 Thanks: 71,662 Thanked 279,453 Times in 8,084 Posts	"Didn't you used to dance, topless?"

November 17th, 2018, 10:46 PM	#47
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	You look like my type. A punchdrunk broad with the IQ of Orange.

November 17th, 2018, 11:35 PM	#48
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,215 Thanks: 42,114 Thanked 60,448 Times in 7,425 Posts	Cranberry juice is great for urethritis; fancy a drink?

November 27th, 2018, 12:45 AM	#50
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,215 Thanks: 42,114 Thanked 60,448 Times in 7,425 Posts	Can we go somewhere near; my ankle bracelet is near my limit.