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What I Know About Females
What I Know About Females 1,They can predictable and unpredictable at the same time  2,They believe the crap in romance novels  3,They know a way too a mans heart is through his stomach, unfortunately most don't act on that knowledge Take it away boys.............................
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November 5th, 2011, 11:46 AM
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They have boobs.
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November 5th, 2011, 11:55 AM
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They know what They want ,They expect You to know what They want but They won't tell You what it is....
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November 5th, 2011, 12:34 PM
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I've been married for over twenty years and can honestly say I don't know anything about women
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    BTW, Not all females have done anal as some members of this forum wish too believe
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November 5th, 2011, 03:47 PM
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November 5th, 2011, 12:54 PM
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They love attention, especially when they feel center spot light of your day
They like well dressed men |
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November 5th, 2011, 01:10 PM
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They never lose the argument because they can never accept they might be wrong and they never back down.
Women also believe that all the expensive creams and stuff they put on or in their bodies will actually delay the ageing process. I've never used any anti aging products or taken vitamins or anything and i turned out all right.  ps:that isn't really me  
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November 5th, 2011, 01:32 PM
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On Saturday night, I met a girl in a nightclub: Emmanuelle.
I called her on Wednesday, she told me ok for a drink with me. She called me on Friday to tell me she had met a man Monday night, but she told me that we can be friend. Last night, in the same discotheque, I met another girl named Marianne, I can't wait to hear what she will say! I hope she hasn't met another guy at the supermarket this morning... Tonight, I'll be back in the same discotheque, what will happen if I meet another? |
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November 5th, 2011, 01:21 PM
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Don't mess with them during that time of the month.
OK, some might say that because of my admission in another thread about my total lack of experience in the relationship field, I'm not qualified to say anything. This is true. However, I have three sisters and no brothers.
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