The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Cricket hating Genie (he lost a bundle betting on Pakistan) makes you the trainer/masseur for the Brazilian Ladyboys with huge balls team.

I wish I could say anything nice about soccer.

Granted. Genie mails you a bumper sticker "If It Wasn't For Soccer And Minivans There'd Be No Soccer Moms." It's a welcome addition to your 1974 Gremlin.

I wish Saint George had failed and there were still dragons.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Saint George had failed and there were still dragons.

Granted
Evolution has already seen to it that for a few days each month, men must face the Rag Week Dragon.

I wish all women were fitted with the coil so men never met dragons.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted
Evolution has already seen to it that for a few days each month, men must face the Rag Week Dragon.

I wish all women were fitted with the coil so men never met dragons.

Granted. A Tesla coil has been attached to dragon women. Of course, non-dragons know of your wish and have sworn revenge. Genie asks you to stay at least 50' away at all times.

I wish to discover a gold mine while weeding my garden.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to discover a gold mine while weeding my garden.

Granted, but you also discover a waste dump for radioactive materials. Nobody wants to buy green coloured gold that glows in the dark.

I wish TCO95 moves before the same thing happens to his testicles.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish TCO95 moves before the same thing happens to his testicles.

Granted....he moves in with you and brings the glowing radioactive gold....then the other VEFers can bet on whose balls go first.

I wish to make a ton of money running a book for the above bets.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted....he moves in with you and brings the glowing radioactive gold....then the other VEFers can bet on whose balls go first.

I wish to make a ton of money running a book for the above bets.

Granted. You make a ton of Zimbabwe dollars with a net worth of 1 Archie comic book. Robert Mugabe is jealous of your wealth and vows to achieve carnal knowledge of your favorite cat.

I wish Robert Mugabe to achieve knowledge of the afterlife sooner rather than later.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Robert Mugabe to achieve knowledge of the afterlife sooner rather than later.

He does when he uses your radioactive balls to make a pair of nice table lamps.

I wish Zimbabwean Dollars weren't such a comic currency I want to exchange mine for Greek Euro's

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

He does when he uses your radioactive balls to make a pair of nice table lamps.

I wish Zimbabwean Dollars weren't such a comic currency I want to exchnge mine for Greek Euro's

Granted. Genie is in a good mood and gives you a Greek Island for your Zimbabwe dollars. You now own The Isle of Lesbos, have fun and watch out for dragons.

I wish everyone, except me, had their avatars selected by SweatyHat or (s)exFarmer.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish everyone, except me, had their avatars selected by SweatyHat or (s)exFarmer.

Granted. The site members will all be "outed" as truck-f*cking drag queens and we can stop showing all the threads except for the Gay and Shemale threads.

I wish that TCO95 will change teams like the rest of us

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. The site members will all be "outed" as truck-f*cking drag queens and we can stop showing all the threads except for the Gay and Shemale threads.

I wish that TCO95 will change teams like the rest of us

Granted. TCO95 was given a HUGE transfer payment to change teams. But just like Andy Carroll he refuses to perform. He did ,however, spend the money on a new home, car and evenings with Angel Dark.

I wish the truck-f**king drag queens at VEF would send me another transfer payment for my private airplane.