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November 20th, 2016, 02:36 AM | #3201 |
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November 20th, 2016, 08:55 AM | #3202 |
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Get 6 eggs 1 jar of anchovies Half a Garlic clove , the other half eat raw while making this 4 large Sardines A Pound of Saurkraut A Teaspoon of Vanilla essence A Table spoon of raspberry ice cream A Table spoon of Vegemite 2 Green apples, cored and sliced A whole large bottle Tobasco 1 litre of Full Fat Milk A dash of white wine Put all that into a blender and drink it If anyone does that, Jenny will not just Mod, but Admin them up Oh Yeah
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November 20th, 2016, 11:13 AM | #3203 |
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Hi E. What if wifey asked you to do a, and your johnson got stuck. What would you do? Inquiring minds want to know???
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November 20th, 2016, 11:41 AM | #3206 |
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Some lube and a sturdy shoe horn,BTW I'm British not Aussie..
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The odds of the content of your question happening TM are far less So remote I wouldn't even bother thinking about any of it And, continuing with this threads great theme, we have a Gem Hard Tongue
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Hard Tounge: Wasnt she a DC super Hero??????
Or was that The Tounge Twister?
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Happy to stir up trouble on any thread. Oh! And I'm just cooking leeks which, apparently, you never have ever done. I will lay a third place at the table if you can get a plane quickly! |
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