Buy A Fellow Member A Present ? - Page 9

MaxJoker · June 26th, 2011, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Bond

Dear,
Just buy a collector thing for you, a " le Grelot-Vintage ( 5,235 £, but nothing for me, I'm Mr Bond, you know ). It's a special gift to do lovely " Joker smile " to all the bastards you hate.

And I think you can try your gift on that " test man " I also buy to you.

Have Fun, GS !

Have to admit when i opened the parcel and saw a straight razor i was a tad disappointed

But also being given my own Col Daffy soon changed my disappointment to happiness

Especially as by using the razor i`ve gotten him to sign Libya over to me.

Well those sections his mercs still control .

Mind you give me a month and i`ll soon have the country back under my complete control

Especially if i use some of the more destructive presents i`ve received lately

So as a way of thanks i decided to get you Bonds famous car from Gold finger

Unfortunately though due to buying so many presents recently moneys a bit tight

So i got you George Lazenbys car from On her majesties secret service instead , and yes i know it doesn`t look in the best condition but i did pay the man himself four pounds to autograph the spare tire for you .

**billybunter** · June 26th, 2011, 08:36 PM

I use a straight razor-for shaving. Not for escaping from commies.

**palo5** · June 26th, 2011, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Not for escaping from commies.

We know where you are BB

**billybunter** · June 26th, 2011, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

We know where you are BB

I know mate. I don't hide. I just wait for 007 arresting me

**palo5** · June 26th, 2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I know mate. I don't hide. I just wait for 007 arresting me

We don't care about 007, but we have all his girls

**Brecht** · June 27th, 2011, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

We don't care about 007, but we have all his girls

Which is why he's coming for us.

**Mr Bond** · June 27th, 2011, 10:25 AM

Hey guys ! I'm your friend, why do you want I arresting you ?

So, for BB, a pic of my fans

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And for all of you, some new girls from my private sex mansion.

So, I am a good friend, no ?

**billybunter** · June 27th, 2011, 11:28 AM

Thankgod I was shakin' and not stirred!

**Greenman** · June 27th, 2011, 11:38 AM

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Gawd it's hot today, I think I'll do a Blair and buy you all an ice-cream, yeah I know, generous to a fault that's me...who said ice lolly??

Ices, Ices, loverly ices, get em before they melt!

**billybunter** · June 27th, 2011, 05:03 PM

It's sad that some people can't get into the spirit of a jokey thread. What makes me smile, or dare I say it, are threads like this on VEF. Saying I wouldn't buy you fuck all in a serious tone is just silly. Smile and laugh as much as you can. You are a longtime dead.

June 26th, 2011, 08:36 PM	#82
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	I use a straight razor-for shaving. Not for escaping from commies. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 27th, 2011, 10:25 AM	#87
Mr Bond Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: London, Paris, Istanbul, Nassau, Las Vegas, Kobe, Piz Gloria... Posts: 6,073 Thanks: 31,066 Thanked 224,917 Times in 6,218 Posts	Hey guys ! I'm your friend, why do you want I arresting you ? So, for BB, a pic of my fans : And for all of you, some new girls from my private sex mansion. So, I am a good friend, no ? __________________ Red wine with fish ! That should have told me something ! Mr Bond in From Russia With Love.

June 27th, 2011, 11:28 AM	#88
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	Thankgod I was shakin' and not stirred! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 27th, 2011, 05:03 PM	#90
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	It's sad that some people can't get into the spirit of a jokey thread. What makes me smile, or dare I say it, are threads like this on VEF. Saying I wouldn't buy you fuck all in a serious tone is just silly. Smile and laugh as much as you can. You are a longtime dead. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.