Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 128

**Mister Fide** · February 16th, 2018, 03:17 PM

I was at this fantastic party with Mr Weinstein & there were a couple of twelve year old's & we got them to strip & then made them...............darn it!.......wrong forum.

MaxJoker · February 16th, 2018, 04:04 PM

While watching an advert for starving African children earlier I felt a huge surge of anger ,

As how they hell do they get their teeth so white ?

scotpens · February 17th, 2018, 08:13 AM

Girl says to guy, "I'm sorry, but I can't see you anymore. I just found out you're a pedophile."

Guy says, "Well that's a pretty big word for a six-year-old!"

The commandant of a Nazi concentration camp orders all the prisoners to assemble in the yard. He then announces, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you're all being sent to the finest hotels in Europe. The bad news is, you're going as soap!"

**trailmaster** · February 18th, 2018, 12:06 PM

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."

Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

MaxJoker · February 18th, 2018, 02:49 PM

Never like to boast only must admit I'm a great salesman ,

Hell bet I could even sell soap to a Pakistani !

MaxJoker · February 19th, 2018, 02:36 PM

Anyone else thinking what I`m thinking ? ,

Michael Jackson must be well and truly black again by now .

MaxJoker · February 20th, 2018, 05:28 PM

Got charged ten pounds for some white chocolate today,

Serves me right for going into a newsagents run by the Milky Bar Yid.

MaxJoker · February 23rd, 2018, 01:01 PM

What's black smells looks ugly and never works ? ,

Three quarters of the Africans in Birmingham .

MaxJoker · February 23rd, 2018, 01:22 PM

Was raping a pregnant woman the other night and she cried out "Please think of my baby !" ,

Geez what a Kinky bloody bitch.

MaxJoker · February 24th, 2018, 05:10 PM

How did Helen Keller drive ? ,

One hand on the wheel the other on the curb .

February 16th, 2018, 04:04 PM	#1272
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	While watching an advert for starving African children earlier I felt a huge surge of anger , As how they hell do they get their teeth so white ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 18th, 2018, 02:49 PM	#1275
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never like to boast only must admit I'm a great salesman , Hell bet I could even sell soap to a Pakistani ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 19th, 2018, 02:36 PM	#1276
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Anyone else thinking what I`m thinking ? , Michael Jackson must be well and truly black again by now . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 20th, 2018, 05:28 PM	#1277
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Got charged ten pounds for some white chocolate today, Serves me right for going into a newsagents run by the Milky Bar Yid. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 23rd, 2018, 01:01 PM	#1278
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What's black smells looks ugly and never works ? , Three quarters of the Africans in Birmingham . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 16th, 2018, 03:17 PM	#1271
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	I was at this fantastic party with Mr Weinstein & there were a couple of twelve year old's & we got them to strip & then made them...............darn it!.......wrong forum.

February 17th, 2018, 08:13 AM	#1273
scotpens Senior Member Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 380 Thanks: 686 Thanked 3,743 Times in 367 Posts	Girl says to guy, "I'm sorry, but I can't see you anymore. I just found out you're a pedophile." Guy says, "Well that's a pretty big word for a six-year-old!" The commandant of a Nazi concentration camp orders all the prisoners to assemble in the yard. He then announces, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you're all being sent to the finest hotels in Europe. The bad news is, you're going as soap!"

February 18th, 2018, 12:06 PM	#1274
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,212 Times in 60,071 Posts	Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

February 23rd, 2018, 01:22 PM	#1279
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Was raping a pregnant woman the other night and she cried out "Please think of my baby !" , Geez what a Kinky bloody bitch. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 24th, 2018, 05:10 PM	#1280
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	How did Helen Keller drive ? , One hand on the wheel the other on the curb . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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