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December 6th, 2017, 11:16 PM | #1231 |
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I liked Sarah Silverstein's observation that the Holocaust never would have happened if there had been a sizable group of people of African descent in Germany during the 1930s and 1940s - well, not to the Jews, anyway.
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December 8th, 2017, 03:25 PM | #1232 |
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Q. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?
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December 12th, 2017, 05:16 PM | #1233 |
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What's got 14 windows that won't open?.......
Keith Chegwins advent calendar. |
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December 30th, 2017, 01:53 PM | #1234 |
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How is accidentally getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking yourself out of your car ?,
The problem can usually be solved with a coat hanger . What is 12 inches long and makes a woman moan all night ?, Sudden infant death syndrome. Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide within the first year ? , Couldn’t live with the name "Auwuwoooouwuauauaua" any longer.
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December 31st, 2017, 03:02 AM | #1235 |
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Q. Why do Southern men have penis envy?
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January 1st, 2018, 10:44 PM | #1236 |
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Q. Did you hear about the updated, modern curriculum at Catholic schools?
A. They teach that the world is flat, and that abortion is murder. |
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January 5th, 2018, 04:56 PM | #1237 |
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics ?,
Not being a spastic. What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas ? , Cancer. What's blue yet doesn't fit anymore ?, A dead epileptic.
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January 5th, 2018, 05:04 PM | #1238 |
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January 7th, 2018, 04:06 PM | #1239 |
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50th anniversary of Donald Campbell’s death.
But contrary to reports from the time, they did find his body. It came out of a tap in Huddersfield in 1968. |
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January 7th, 2018, 04:41 PM | #1240 |
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Just watched a Documentary on World War II ,
I thought the Nazis sent Jews to "Work" camps ? , Yet there they all were milling about wearing Pajamas and often dropping to the ground, For more sleep no doubt , Bloody lazy buggers !.
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