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January 2nd, 2009, 10:49 PM	#11
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 151,032 Times in 4,607 Posts	"_Puta que pariu!!!....If you miss another portuguese lesson class,you´re dead!"

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June 16th, 2014, 08:02 PM	#12
spartaneric Invictus! Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Everywhere you look Posts: 8,449 Thanks: 116,773 Thanked 125,791 Times in 8,385 Posts	It could be worse credit o.p.

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June 16th, 2014, 08:59 PM	#13
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,492 Thanks: 10,177 Thanked 43,624 Times in 4,155 Posts	^^^^ now THAT sound's like the perfect date.....?? lol __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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November 18th, 2018, 11:56 AM	#14
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 42,713 Thanked 61,469 Times in 7,564 Posts	All I see is a metaphor for Brexit.

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November 19th, 2018, 05:21 PM	#15
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,226 Thanked 7,179 Times in 1,046 Posts	Well they said eat me and that's what she's doing.Evidently she doesn't have very sharp teeth.

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vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 42,713 Thanked 61,469 Times in 7,564 Posts	We agreed custody of the kids, the house and car but this is how my name got removed from our joint account.

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