Post your corny jokes - Page 729

**rondori** · December 28th, 2013, 05:18 PM

Academic Indian
Q: What does a mother buffalo say to a boy buffalo when she sends him off to college? A: Bye-son
Ice Fishing
Q: How do Indians know when it's safe to go ice fishing? A When all the white guys quit falling through.
Rich Indians
Q: How can you tell a rich Indian from a poor Indian? A: The rich Indian has two cars up on bricks.
Photography
Q: Why is it so hard to take a group picture of a bunch of Indians? A: Cause when ya say cheese they all line up.
NDN Women's Creation Story
The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone to boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and made man. That is whyNDN women have flat butts and NDN men are butt heads.
Good Kissers
Q: Why are NDN guys such good kissers? A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff.

Countryboy79's Native Jokes Page

henry_fellows · December 28th, 2013, 09:11 PM

Happy New Year To All
Henry

Candy Is Dandy
But Sex Won’t Rot Your Teeth
xxx

It’s Only Human Nature After All
To Take Your Girl Behind A Wall
To Pull Down Her Protection
And Shove In Your Connection
It’s Only Human Nature After All

xxx

Fuck Me!!! Said The Duchess
And The Duke Was Killed In The Rush

Xxx

Shit!!! Said The King
And 40,000 Loyal Arseholes Straaaaaiiiiined In Unison

Xxx

Bacon Has A Flavour All Of It’s Own

Xxx

Every Home Should Have A Roof

Xxx

Remember: It Is Better To Put Your Socks On Before Your Boots

Xxx

As I was walking past St Paul’s
A woman came up and grabbed my arm
She said you look a man of pluck
Come round the corner and let’s have some tea
It might be a tanner, it might be a bob
It all depends on the size of your cup

xxx

**Mal Hombre** · December 28th, 2013, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henry_fellows

As I was walking past St Paul’s
A woman came up and grabbed my arm
She said you look a man of pluck
Come round the corner and let’s have some tea
It might be a tanner, it might be a bob
It all depends on the size of your cup

xxx

Happy New Year,henry..
As I was walking by St Pauls'
A lady grabbed Me by the arm
She said"You look a handsome buck"
"Come back to My place and have a cup of tea"

**Baranovich** · December 29th, 2013, 11:45 AM

Ok, this one I'm going to truly get smacked for...here it comes...

"Hey Doc! What U.S. state is tall in the middle and round on both ends? - O - HI - O!"

- Bugs Bunny

**Jonno71** · December 29th, 2013, 01:46 PM

After deciding to be more aware of germs, from this morning I have resorted to closing the toilet seat after using the toilet before flushing to prevent germs from going airborne and germinating surfaces and infecting others.

Shame the staff in the bathroom display department of B&Q did not see it my way.

dazza2 · December 29th, 2013, 06:50 PM

I can tell a judgemental person just by looking at them........................

**Jeff Vader** · December 30th, 2013, 10:27 AM

Michael Schumacher's former crew went to visit him.

They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 11.4 seconds

**Jeff Vader** · December 30th, 2013, 03:47 PM

Just as we think the Celebrity Death List is all but over for 2013, Michael Schumacher puts in a tremendous final qualifying lap to take pole.

Too soon ??

80's · December 30th, 2013, 04:36 PM

Did you hear the one about the two gay judges?

They tried each other.

dr_deathproof · December 30th, 2013, 06:03 PM

Guy walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head.

Doctor asks, "Can I help you?"

The duck says, "Yeah - get this guy off my ass."

December 28th, 2013, 05:18 PM	#7281
rondori Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Mexico Posts: 561 Thanks: 36,148 Thanked 14,025 Times in 536 Posts	Academic Indian Q: What does a mother buffalo say to a boy buffalo when she sends him off to college? A: Bye-son Ice Fishing Q: How do Indians know when it's safe to go ice fishing? A When all the white guys quit falling through. Rich Indians Q: How can you tell a rich Indian from a poor Indian? A: The rich Indian has two cars up on bricks. Photography Q: Why is it so hard to take a group picture of a bunch of Indians? A: Cause when ya say cheese they all line up. NDN Women's Creation Story The creator made woman first. She was lonely, didn't have anyone to boss around or to take her to bingo, so she asked the Creator for a companion. The Creator obliged her. He cut off part of her butt and made man. That is whyNDN women have flat butts and NDN men are butt heads. Good Kissers Q: Why are NDN guys such good kissers? A: Because they get so much exercise with their lips pointing at stuff. Countryboy79's Native Jokes Page __________________ I'm OK, you're UKE: all cultures are multicultural, all races are multiracial. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 28th, 2013, 09:11 PM	#7282
henry_fellows Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Philippines Posts: 133 Thanks: 2,613 Thanked 2,507 Times in 112 Posts	A Mix Of Corn Happy New Year To All Henry Candy Is Dandy But Sex Won’t Rot Your Teeth xxx It’s Only Human Nature After All To Take Your Girl Behind A Wall To Pull Down Her Protection And Shove In Your Connection It’s Only Human Nature After All xxx Fuck Me!!! Said The Duchess And The Duke Was Killed In The Rush Xxx Shit!!! Said The King And 40,000 Loyal Arseholes Straaaaaiiiiined In Unison Xxx Bacon Has A Flavour All Of It’s Own Xxx Every Home Should Have A Roof Xxx Remember: It Is Better To Put Your Socks On Before Your Boots Xxx As I was walking past St Paul’s A woman came up and grabbed my arm She said you look a man of pluck Come round the corner and let’s have some tea It might be a tanner, it might be a bob It all depends on the size of your cup xxx

December 29th, 2013, 11:45 AM	#7284
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,165 Thanks: 34,100 Thanked 47,220 Times in 2,169 Posts	Ok, this one I'm going to truly get smacked for...here it comes... "Hey Doc! What U.S. state is tall in the middle and round on both ends? - O - HI - O!" - Bugs Bunny __________________ "Good luck, everyone..." Last edited by Baranovich; December 30th, 2013 at 03:15 AM.. Reason: Additional text.

December 30th, 2013, 10:27 AM	#7287
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,020 Times in 6,511 Posts	Michael Schumacher's former crew went to visit him. They changed the wheels on his bed and his drip in 11.4 seconds __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :

December 30th, 2013, 03:47 PM	#7288
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,020 Times in 6,511 Posts	Just as we think the Celebrity Death List is all but over for 2013, Michael Schumacher puts in a tremendous final qualifying lap to take pole. Too soon ?? __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :

December 29th, 2013, 01:46 PM	#7285
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,959 Times in 1,503 Posts	After deciding to be more aware of germs, from this morning I have resorted to closing the toilet seat after using the toilet before flushing to prevent germs from going airborne and germinating surfaces and infecting others. Shame the staff in the bathroom display department of B&Q did not see it my way.

December 29th, 2013, 06:50 PM	#7286
dazza2 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: UK Posts: 192 Thanks: 6,564 Thanked 2,853 Times in 189 Posts	I can tell a judgemental person just by looking at them........................

December 30th, 2013, 04:36 PM	#7289
80's Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 20 Thanks: 33 Thanked 428 Times in 17 Posts	Did you hear the one about the two gay judges? They tried each other.

December 30th, 2013, 06:03 PM	#7290
dr_deathproof Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Delaware Valley Posts: 392 Thanks: 1,718 Thanked 4,944 Times in 374 Posts	Guy walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head. Doctor asks, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah - get this guy off my ass." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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