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October 24th, 2018, 09:57 PM | #501 |
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578. Your typical housewife, when preparing dinner in the kitchen, will wear high heels, a short skirt, an apron, and nothing else. This arrangement will allow her large, pendulous breasts to protrude out the side of the apron. This will, in turn, insatiably arouse her man, who will insist on having sex on the kitchen counter-top.
N.B. Spillage of food on to the kitchen floor is optional.
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October 24th, 2018, 11:15 PM | #502 |
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579. Plumbers working underneath a kitchen sink will often find a good looking semi-clothed housewife standing over them with their legs wide apart. The woman will insist of being taken roughly on a kitchen counter probably in payment for the repair being undertaken.
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October 25th, 2018, 12:42 AM | #503 |
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581. Plumbers, poolboys & pizza deliverymen should hook up -- they could have every hotwife in the neighborhood
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October 25th, 2018, 09:49 PM | #504 |
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582. That Japanese ladies can't travel on public transport without getting felt up to an orgasm and every Japanese bloke has some gadget that stops time.
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October 30th, 2018, 02:18 AM | #505 |
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583. Your wife or girlfriend always has a friend or work colleague who is up for it after a few drinks.
584. Said wife or girlfriend discovers you with said friend or work colleague, but rather than getting angry chooses to join in and show lesbian tendencies that you never knew existed.
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October 30th, 2018, 04:46 PM | #506 |
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585. That's true. All wives are closet bi-sexuals, and stimulate girlfriends for cheating husbands. But they love it. Wives are fluffers for women
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586. All hotels have a staff of on-site hookers ready to be at your room on a moments notice. Just ask the bartender to set you up.
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587. If a woman finds a burglar in Her home,She will inevitably have sex with Him.It wouldn't seem like much of a deterrent..
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587. Any reasonable looking Japanese woman can expect to have a hand shoved up her skirt while travelling to work on an overcrowded train.
588. Japanese people cannot always see exactly what they are doing during sex, as their private parts suffer from a strange local effect called "blurring," which science has yet to explain. 589. Many Japanese women seem to insist on being tied up before and during sex. This may be to prevent them from becoming over concerned during the time of "blurring," sometimes considered a religious experience. 590. All Geishas are secretly trained to overwhelm Western men with prolongued periods of shagging in large bathtubs. Underwater intercourse is not always easily visible, so "blurring" does not become a huge distraction for foreigners. Last edited by CARLTON BROWN; December 5th, 2018 at 11:00 PM.. |
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591. German women love being peed on after sex. Or German men love peeing on their women after sex. Maybe both. Who cleans the unsanitary mess is unclear
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