What Happens When We Die? - Page 4

**knobby109** · November 18th, 2008, 06:58 AM

Can't be bad because there aren't many people come back :-)

SuperMachoMan · November 19th, 2008, 03:26 PM

I believe that there are alternate parallel existential realities in the universe. When we die, our individual life force energy returns to the collective energy source, and then transcends to another alternate paralell existential reality, possibly one that we've never known before or could even begin to comprehend. Like an algebraic grid, each reality is represented by a point on the grid and you transcend to one of those points. Further, I believe "ghosts" are life forces from alternate paralell realities attempting to communicate with our reality.

oh and yes, I've smoked alotta ganja.

buggeration · November 19th, 2008, 04:46 PM

Smoked a fair bit of ganga myself, but never came up with anything that extreme.Knowing my luck I'll come back as a dung beetle, when in reality I'd like to be reincarnated as the gusset on Deta Von Teeses's knickers.

**tobe2165** · November 20th, 2008, 09:12 AM

I second that!....and then,if somebody give me a straight answer,it´s better be a good one.

buggeration · November 20th, 2008, 06:03 PM

Will I still get hard-on's- and I'm talking post-rigor mortis here

**BigBucket** · November 21st, 2008, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buggeration

Will I still get hard-on's- and I'm talking post-rigor mortis here

Believe me you will be stiff all over let alone Mr Winkle.

lelionx · November 21st, 2008, 11:43 AM

"like teardrops in the rain"-Bladerunner

topshelf · October 9th, 2009, 07:58 AM

Suicides in Heaven!

Yep,the short story I read follows the lines that everything is possible when you die.

The narrator found himself indulging in every fantasy.

He was a huge soccer fan and was able to play with his team and win all the major games. He then played with every player who ever played in his team.Finally he got bored and took up golf,untill he got too good,and moved on to more challenges.

He was asked if he'd like to see Hitler,but nerves meant the best he could do was to hide behind a bush as Hitler walked past.

Why was Hitler in Heaven? There is no Hell.

What about God? He's there for those who want him to exist.

After one thousand years the narrator feels he's done everything and asks if he can be turned into someone else in order that he can do it all over again from another perspective.Unfortunately Heaven hasn't perfected this technique yet.

Been there, done it..........for all time,whats left?Turn off time and
die forever.

**blondifan** · October 9th, 2009, 08:05 AM

I came across this movie/book/song title as I was about to arrange my mothers funeral. Depressing isn't it?

**haldane4** · October 11th, 2009, 01:26 AM

I think Mr E Costello covered this pretty comprehensively:

Banish all dismay,
Extinguish every sorrow.
If I'm lost or I'm forgiven,
The birds will still be singing.

November 19th, 2008, 04:46 PM	#33
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,511 Times in 277 Posts	Smoked a fair bit of ganga myself, but never came up with anything that extreme.Knowing my luck I'll come back as a dung beetle, when in reality I'd like to be reincarnated as the gusset on Deta Von Teeses's knickers. __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

November 20th, 2008, 09:12 AM	#34
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 151,032 Times in 4,607 Posts	I second that!....and then,if somebody give me a straight answer,it´s better be a good one. Last edited by tobe2165; November 20th, 2008 at 09:23 AM..

November 20th, 2008, 06:03 PM	#35
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,511 Times in 277 Posts	Will I still get hard-on's- and I'm talking post-rigor mortis here __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

October 9th, 2009, 08:05 AM	#39
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,212 Times in 4,401 Posts	All That You Love Will Be Carried Away I came across this movie/book/song title as I was about to arrange my mothers funeral. Depressing isn't it?

November 18th, 2008, 06:58 AM	#31
knobby109 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,736 Thanks: 144 Thanked 14,339 Times in 1,702 Posts	Can't be bad because there aren't many people come back :-)

November 19th, 2008, 03:26 PM	#32
SuperMachoMan Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 20 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 19 Posts	I believe that there are alternate parallel existential realities in the universe. When we die, our individual life force energy returns to the collective energy source, and then transcends to another alternate paralell existential reality, possibly one that we've never known before or could even begin to comprehend. Like an algebraic grid, each reality is represented by a point on the grid and you transcend to one of those points. Further, I believe "ghosts" are life forces from alternate paralell realities attempting to communicate with our reality. oh and yes, I've smoked alotta ganja.

November 21st, 2008, 11:43 AM	#37
lelionx Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3 Thanks: 3 Thanked 11 Times in 3 Posts	"like teardrops in the rain"-Bladerunner

October 9th, 2009, 07:58 AM	#38
topshelf Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 142 Thanks: 148 Thanked 5,657 Times in 130 Posts	Suicides in Heaven! Yep,the short story I read follows the lines that everything is possible when you die. The narrator found himself indulging in every fantasy. He was a huge soccer fan and was able to play with his team and win all the major games. He then played with every player who ever played in his team.Finally he got bored and took up golf,untill he got too good,and moved on to more challenges. He was asked if he'd like to see Hitler,but nerves meant the best he could do was to hide behind a bush as Hitler walked past. Why was Hitler in Heaven? There is no Hell. What about God? He's there for those who want him to exist. After one thousand years the narrator feels he's done everything and asks if he can be turned into someone else in order that he can do it all over again from another perspective.Unfortunately Heaven hasn't perfected this technique yet. Been there, done it..........for all time,whats left?Turn off time and die forever.

October 11th, 2009, 01:26 AM	#40
haldane4 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 1977 Posts: 598 Thanks: 3,187 Thanked 7,055 Times in 592 Posts	I think Mr E Costello covered this pretty comprehensively: Banish all dismay, Extinguish every sorrow. If I'm lost or I'm forgiven, The birds will still be singing.