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Old November 23rd, 2010, 12:59 AM   #11
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Old December 20th, 2010, 05:03 PM   #12
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" hey guys you should see my new pinball machine....its got a hairy coin slot!"

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....so I asked the dumb bitch if she wanted to play X rated Twister
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So doctor, will this cure my hemorrhoids?
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As a candidate as the next head of the Catholic Church, Mary demonstrates the updated symbol of torture to replace the traditional 'cross & nails' option with something a bit more '21st Century'.
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crazy golf has changed since last i played....
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