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None. Let the bitch cook in the dark. |
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I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in.
I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?" "Yes honey." "What is it?" "It's the date of our anniversary." Bitch. |
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Why do Blondes prefer to have sex with the lights on? There's more leg room with the car doors open.. What do you call a blonde with a 1 dollar bill on top of her head? All you can eat for under a buck.. What is the mating call of the North American Blonde? "God, I am soooooo drunk.." What is the mating call of the North American Brunette? "Are all the blondes gone yet?" - - -
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Little Timmy - "Dad.. Um.. I have a question.." Dad - "What is it son?" Little Timmy - "Well.. Um.. Uh...." Dad - "Just say it boy.. you can ask me anything.." Little Timmy - "OK Dad.. The other guys keep using this word and I don't understand it.. What's a 'beaver' ? Dad - "Well, if you're old enough to ask, you're old enough to know.." Dad takes Little Timmy out the shed, closes the door and on the back of the door is a Penthouse Centerfold. Dad takes a Marker and draws a CIRCLE around the girls crotch.. Dad -"What's a 'Beaver' ? - Everything INSIDE the circle." Little Timmy <stares at it for a bit> - "So.. um.. can I ask you something else?" Dad - "Ask away.." Little Timmy - "Um.. what is a 'BITCH' ?" Dad - "Everything OUTSIDE the circle!" - - -
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Definition of a cad?
A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's infertile until after she tells him that she's pregnant. |
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Jokes in BAD taste.. Why do women have legs? Keep them from leaving 'snail tracks' wherever they go.. Why do they make women parachutists wear two sets of clothing? Cuts down on the WHISTLE.. - - -
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WOMEN !!!
How she looks.
How she pretends to be. How she really is. End result . Gawd help us etc, but just the same it`s almost kinda worth it
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