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Old November 15th, 2015, 11:01 PM   #161
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Isn't that why we were given hands?

I may be right-handed but I wank with my left!

An ex-GF was left-handed and her wankings had a far better sensation and felt so much better than the wankings from any of my right-handed ex-GFs! I think the angle of a lefty's arm and hand has something to do with it? So why spoil a good thing!
If I were a mod I'd ban you left handed wankers, it's just not right
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Old November 15th, 2015, 11:31 PM   #162
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If I were a mod I'd ban you left handed wankers, it's just not right
I would have LEFT on my own a long time ago, but it just wouldn't be the RIGHT thing to do!
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Old November 16th, 2015, 01:26 AM   #163
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If I were a mod I'd ban you left handed wankers, it's just not right
But by changing hands it is like a different lover.
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Old November 16th, 2015, 01:51 AM   #164
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Is there a thread for those Who enjoy battering the Bishop and talking about it in disgusting detail ?
http://talkchess.com/forum/index.php

You can also discuss castling there.
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Old November 16th, 2015, 04:13 AM   #165
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http://talkchess.com/forum/index.php

You can also discuss castling there.
You can't have too much pawn...
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Old November 16th, 2015, 09:11 AM   #166
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He died in a tragic tissue box opening accident

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Old November 16th, 2015, 11:33 AM   #167
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Loads of Christmas movies being shown on TV already for over a week and we haven't even reached Thanksgiving yet -- as have started the Christmas commercials!
Tis the season to be jolly my ass!
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Old November 16th, 2015, 12:20 PM   #168
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But by changing hands it is like a different lover.
VEF Disclaimer courtesy of "Wank Club!":
"Choosing a different hand at the start is fine but to change hands willy-nilly mid-stroke will at best throw a shoulder or worse, take an eye out. Either way it will not be a happy ending."

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Old November 16th, 2015, 12:39 PM   #169
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VEF Disclaimer courtesy of "Wank Club!":
"Choosing a different hand at the start is fine but to change hands willy-nilly mid-stroke will at best throw a shoulder or worse, take an eye out. Either way it will not be a happy ending."

I can just picture all the dripping jizz-filled computer screens around the world since that thread was started, and it wouldn't surprise me if computer screen sales also increased dramatically as a result!

I like the part at the bottom of his post in which he says PM if you like -- does that mean to make it a threesome (menage a trois) with you, him, and the model?
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Old November 16th, 2015, 12:46 PM   #170
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I can just picture...
I wish you hadn't...

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