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Old November 4th, 2019, 02:43 PM   #4841
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Yes, it's true that most other people in the world think that average Americans are the dumbest people on the Earth. Well so what. Luckily our forefathers wern't dumb and they beat the British, established Democracy and the Constitution, beat the Nazi's and the Russians, and now America is the strongest nation on the planet, but full of Dummies!!

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I won the "Bouncer of the Year" award for my pub. I have thrown out or beat up more unruly customers, customers who get too drunk and won't pay their bill, and other nasty customers. What is my prize you may ask? I get all the free beer I can drink every day for one year!!

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I won the "Bouncer of the Year" award for my pub. I have thrown out or beat up more unruly customers, customers who get too drunk and won't pay their bill, and other nasty customers. What is my prize you may ask? I get all the free beer I can drink every day for one year!!

I recognised that green canker on Trails' right arm. My Uncle George had the same thing...in the end we had to kill him with a flame thrower.
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