Buy A Fellow Member A Present ?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Don't worry , it`s all Kosher "N" Halal

This might be a minor shock to all, but that members is Max and I, yes we are dark skinned and work in an Abattoir for fun and no pay It's more of a hobby than a career

[Estreeter]

For trailmaster




You're gonna need them Mate, we're coming over for a parteeeeeee

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

For trailmaster




You're gonna need them Mate, we're coming over for a parteeeeeee

Are you buying all the airplane tickets for the members who are coming?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Are you buying all the airplane tickets for the members who are coming?

Yeah, can only afford one way though ... so we're staying at Casa Del Trails Just long enough for you to get evicted

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Yeah, can only afford one way though ... so we're staying at Casa Del Trails Just long enough for you to get evicted

The only valuable things I own are my 400 dvd movies and my library of 700 Classical music cd's. My apartment is a wreck and is worth only about $30,000 American dollars. My 2001 Toyota Camry is worth only $400.00 dollars. I will have to get those things out before you guys come and trash my place, which is good, because then I have an excuse to abandon this place and go southwest to where sandhunter lives somewhere in the desert of Arizona.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I have an excuse to abandon this place and go southwest to where sandhunter lives somewhere in the desert of Arizona.

Then enjoy your new desert hiking boots



Disclaimer, boots pictured may or may not match actual gift

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Then enjoy your new desert hiking boots



Disclaimer, boots pictured may or may not match actual gift

Yea. Here's what I actually got. A boot with an Australian snake in it!

[SanteeFats]

For the big E.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

For the big E.

Thanks Mate Bet ya were not expecting this but I was looking the perfect butt wiping product soft and strong, nothing is too good for my arse

And, I thought short and not hard at all about a gift for you , something that tones down that tough looking primate image you present



perfect attire for when we all go see trailmaster

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

The only valuable things I own are my 400 dvd movies and my library of 700 Classical music cd's. My apartment is a wreck and is worth only about $30,000 American dollars. My 2001 Toyota Camry is worth only $400.00 dollars. I will have to get those things out before you guys come and trash my place, which is good, because then I have an excuse to abandon this place and go southwest to where sandhunter lives somewhere in the desert of Arizona.

Good, then we'll move sandhunter further south and let you settle down in his Arizona pad.

I guess this is the right moment to hand over my present to sandhunter:



And if you're lucky, T, he'll take SantanaFats with him, so you can chase cooze in sunny California as well.