What do women want ?

[Pinkpapercut]

Originally Posted by Ross758

Confidence mainly.

Yes, in one word, confidence.

In two, status, confidence.

Dunno about the rest of you, but I find women generally so self-deceiving on the subject of their own sexuality that I know I'd be happier gay, dealing with the more straightforward sexuality of men, if it wasn't for the fact that I find other men thoroughly sexually unattractive.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

Dunno about the rest of you, but I find women generally so self-deceiving on the subject of their own sexuality that I know I'd be happier gay, dealing with the more straightforward sexuality of men, if it wasn't for the fact that I find other men thoroughly sexually unattractive.

In my most recent experience women look for someone with no short term memory ,a sympathetic ear and raging hard on .
Thankfully only one of those things apply to me , at least it did until i read your post

[Rfan]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

So in summation , women are self obsessed yet have what we need . Still that`s what we know about them , now let`s see just what they know about us

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You are correct but you left out one important detail GS, women think they know all about us. A woman would fill in 1 -10 with 'manipulate by sex'.

I think one of the keys to understanding women is not to. Look they just dont add up, OK. Crazy hormones doin' crazy things. One of the secrets is women dont KNOW what they want, you have to tell them.

Ok, if a female member sees this I'm deadmeat. Just ban me GS, just ban me.

[JerryFalwell]

Status, which, in Western society, means money.

[brianwp]

I've been around the block a few times, and first of all I would ask..in what way? As a sexual partner, or as a lifelong partner and provider? As far as a sexual partner goes, they're not that demanding at all, actually. If that's all they want, a good lay, they don't care in the least about what car you drive, or how much you make. It's purely animal instinct. Partly visual, but mostly guys who have that "thing" about them. A good sense of humor helps a lot, but then just sensuality. Unfortunately, regardless of what the books tell you, this is a mostly inbred thing, kind of a gift. Either you have it or you don't. Women looking for sex like the "bad boy" type, exciting, raw, a little rough. It don't matter if you're a murderer, if you have that "thing", and they want it, they'll get it. But then they decide they want to settle down, and they want someone more dependable. The "nice guy". The sensitive guy, the guy who works an honest job, and likes kids, and all that noise. The smarter guys. The dependable guys. I guess I'm in between. When I met my wife, she didn't put out right away. Took a while. She later told me she wanted to do it with me right away, she knew I was a bad boy, basically, but she saw potential, and she wanted me to stay. Besides the sexual attraction, she liked me, and saw me as a potential mate. So she played me along for a while. Of course, men are idiots, and just want to fuck right away, regardless. But the women have the biological clock going, and are a bit more intelligent about it. So, they're really calling the shots, here.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by brianwp

I've been around the block a few times, and first of all I would ask..in what way? .

Hah like you needed to ask as you know what i mean you darn trickster you , the topic term was a generic one and meant to allow fellow members to say what their particular partner at the time or past-tense (Spot the pun competition time folks) had expected from them. Be it sexual , relationship/ commitment wise or even how much of the bed you were expected to voluntarily give up each night !

Course that hasn`t exactly happened , but then when does anything ever go right


God but less of that clichéd " Bad boy " term thanks , understand you were saying it about yourself but for me that`s another method of playing into the anti-men brigades assertion that all men are bastards

Down with feminist propaganda , and up with the facts !

We`re the weaker sex , as us helpless blokes are controlled by our hormones 24-7 never mind for one poxy week a month !

Also don`t get me stared on periods and blood loss either , because you wanna talk about blood loss try shaving twice a day

I could go on , and i will but right now i gotta go answer the phone

Who`s calling ?, why my EX . A woman so insecure she actually had her hair dyed blond this morning because i mistakenly spoke to her while watching Lady Ga Ga last night ,and mentioned (After being asked who`s that in the background) i liked her hair style

Deranged women someone save me from deranged women !

[brianwp]

Sorry, oh Green One, but I am a manly man, and manly men deal with logic, innit? "Methinks thou dost protest too much". If you want to talk women, you have to think women. You take offense at the "bad boy" epitaph, but women don't see it as slander, but as a positive. They like it. They love it. They need it. They crave it. It completes them. Just think back to the early days, dragging a woman into your cave by her hair. You didn't hear any complaining then, did you? I didn't think you did.

Dr. Phil

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by brianwp

Sorry, oh Green One, but I am a manly man, and manly men deal with logic, innit? "Methinks thou dost protest too much". If you want to talk women, you have to think women. You take offense at the "bad boy" epitaph, but women don't see it as slander, but as a positive. They like it. They love it. They need it. They crave it. It completes them. Just think back to the early days, dragging a woman into your cave by her hair. You didn't hear any complaining then, did you? I didn't think you did.

Dr. Phil

A difference of opinion methinks and why not ?. Oh and sure women don`t see those terms as slanderous, i mean they`re women for Mohammed's sake AND they came up with them in the first place !

Now me i find it all part of the normal trend of today , the trend of men being unsubtly undermined. Who knows maybe it`s just that our representation (Such that it is ) in the media is at odds with your own over there in the states ?.

Speaking of which did anybody see that damn Sainsburys advert with the slightly chubby bloke ( First inkling that we`re meant to think him stupid i guess ) .Who goes into the store with a hand basket , and upon seeing SO many unexpected reasonable priced offers (I`m guessing this store was sighted next to Shangrila ?) begins over filling his basket until the products start to hoh hoh hoh fall onto the floor ,and he struggles to carry them all while pulling a "Typically" male bemused expression.All the time this is happening an annoying faced female employee of the store keeps taking a quick look at him and shaking her head . Anyway it ends up with Mr Joe AverageSadSack having to push his basket along the floor like a common pygmy, yeah like that`d happen

Until wonder of wonders the women pushes a trolley towards him = The crowd goes wild !

Then you cut to the man again , he still looks bewildered only now also embarrassed and ashamed (But then so would i if i shopped there ) as he pushes the trolley

Final scene

The same woman pops her head from behind a shelf full of Vagina fungus creams (Well in my mind she does ) and gives the most CONDESCENDING smile EVER

As in " Ahhhhh poor men , thick as shite and twice as useless how do they cope without us ? "

Well quite easily actually as it happens and thanks again for crediting the male of the species for inventing every single item and product you own and use , so put that in your tampon and smoke it babe

[beezer60]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Speaking of which did anybody see that damn Sainsburys advert with the slightly chubby bloke ( First inkling that we`re meant to think him stupid i guess ) .Who goes into the store with a hand basket , and upon seeing SO many unexpected reasonable priced offers (I`m guessing this store was sighted next to Shangrila ?) begins over filling his basket until the products start to hoh hoh hoh fall onto the floor ,and he struggles to carry them all while pulling a "Typically" male bemused expression.All the time this is happening an annoying faced female employee of the store keeps taking a quick look at him and shaking her head . Anyway it ends up with Mr Joe AverageSadSack having to push his basket along the floor like a common pygmy, yeah like that`d happen

Every time I go to the supermarket the cashier asks "Would you like help with the packing". Every single time. Doesn't matter which supermarket. They never asked the woman in front of me in the queue. It drives me nuts. I reckon they train the staff this way. Man with shopping = man with disability.

[BigBucket]

Originally Posted by beezer60

Every time I go to the supermarket the cashier asks "Would you like help with the packing". Every single time. Doesn't matter which supermarket. They never asked the woman in front of me in the queue. It drives me nuts. I reckon they train the staff this way. Man with shopping = man with disability.

They do this to me, i then tell them 2 things. 1) I'm living in the UK not US and i can pack my own bags. 2) i used to work in a supermarket and know how they think.

They usaually shut up at this point.