Your Regret Of The Day

[sandhunter]

I regret not having my avie like Max`s

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

So, I listened to the radio on the way down, and I tuned into the oldies FM station, and endured this for about 4 minutes ................

What`s wrong with them
Don't you like genius song lyrics such as ,

Tried to piss up against a wall
Only my shoes was I finding
Then shit a stinky haul
So much for Madras being binding

Classic Oasis

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I regret not living nearer to Max's luxury alpine chalet style residence

Well nobody forced you to build that far away from me a hundred bathroom-ed (Yet only one bedroom ) solid gold mansion in the Cayman islands Mate

Still , what else can you spend a Crimson weekly wage on

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

So that I could go round and slip Him a length ( Of Toblerone )

Only because you know I don't discriminate.

Originally Posted by Jag7777

Look, I know I made friends with Max, but do the rest of you have to keep sending me PM's saying, "What the fuck were you thinking?"

Hey one of those pm`s was from me remember

Originally Posted by Jag7777

I even bought him a chocolate bar .......................

Yeah then bloody sent a snap of yourself eating it

Originally Posted by Jag7777

Maybe I should have befriended Estreeter instead

Everyone always should

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sandhunter

I regret not having my avie like Max`s

That`s a vicious rumour Sands !.

I never pencil in my eyebrows or wear earrings

Pencil in my pubic hair and have nipple rings ?.

Alright that I`ll grant you

[Mal Hombre]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well nobody forced you to build that far away from me a hundred bathroom-ed (Yet only one bedroom ) solid gold mansion in the Cayman islands Mate

Still , what else can you spend a Crimson weekly wage on

Yeah well,I'm thinking of having another bedroom put in,What with Your thrashing about and eating kebabs in bed....

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Yeah well,I'm thinking of having another bedroom put in,

Can it be painted Purple

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What with Your thrashing about and eating kebabs in bed....

Sheesh

Et tu , Hombre

What is it with this thread and falsehoods

As I've never eaten my Greek personal assistant Miss Kebabs in bed or anywhere else
I've never eaten her



Sure fingered her a couple times.
But then in my defense she was in a deep sleep.
Plus I`m a pervert

[Jag7777]

I have a falsehood!

Falsehood ... strange terminology. So strange that I had to Google it, and not once did it find an instance of Foreskin.

Must be one of those third base or home run things, an Americanism.

"Honey, please suck my falsehood .... "

"Baby, I suck your falsehood every second of the day!"

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds interesting.

I regret not having posted it sooner.

Jag. (Must stop using Google ....)

[MaxJoker]

I regret I`m only having four racks of BBQ ribs later.

True story

[sandhunter]

I regret not getting enough ice to ice-down my 30 pack of beer for the day

[Jag7777]

I regret telling my neighbours that the new cat in town was spayed.

I wonder how many kittens she'll have?

Jag. (Next time, keep it to yourself, son.)

[sandhunter]

No regrets at the moment but tonight when Mrs. Sandhunter gets home I`m sure what I said this morning will come up and I will be full of regrets then
livin the dream