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Ant (Mines a double) McPartlin denies he drinks but admit he likes to kill Asians
I caught up with Ant last night at the Blue Oyster Bar where over countless pink gins he told me he never touches alcohol. But then why should he. As the wildly talented yet devoid of all thought semi amateur autocue reader "Earns" a hundred and thirty five thousand pounds a week. So on that sort of money can afford to pay somebody to pour the booze directly down his throat. Without the necessity of actually holding the glass or bottle himself.
As we bid each other adieu the next morning having awoken in the gutter , the gap toothed heart throb spied a hefty lump of wood " Am`s now goooo`nnnna gooooo`club Faheem Vanoo and family ta`death , cause they`Asian " He said in a jocular manner "An if`n therrrrr not hoom ,gooooo`nnnna see a`boot kill`n em`wit me`car this afternoon`like". Anthony PcFartlin , what a shiny example of an Ambassador for all that`s best with light entertainment
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America wins The Revolution 5 to 2 in overtime. Britain's Coach King George accuses France and Germany of interference
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Remember him and her and that dress Well, I know Bill Clinton is a member here, his avvie is below Don't ask me how I found out
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Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash !
Hubert Humphrey announces determined plan to win the Democratic nomination and ultimately the presidency.
Although some claim he`s playing up too much for the Gay vote in saying how much he loves fisting , Plus that doesn't go a single day without handling big balls , However this unbiased unbalanced V.E.F reporter shall be voting for him anyway. As support everything he stands for Since the hefty bribe
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Hope you have enough room on that 10 GIG hard drive, Better run a virus scan on that Win 95 or 98 PC, Hope that 56k modem actually gets to 56k speed because look what I found Won't have to ever buy a CD again, let other suckers do that Just log into Napster, browse around for music you like and grab music from other suckers around the world you never met Gotta find me some Ricky Martin Spiiiiiiiiiice Girls And that Macarena gotta get me that
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~ Jimmy see`s the light and embraces God stuff ~
Jim Jones better known as half of the double act "Jimmy and Bobby" (Bob seen on the right ) has turned his back on celebrity (Plus had Bob euthanized ) and only gone an got religious
Was it meeting Martin Loofah King that brought this change around Or the wisdom of Nelson Mandela Who can say Guess the man himself can , only I couldn't be arsed to actually leave the pub to go interview him "This post was brought to you by "
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I just found out that Shep, the loyal companion of John Noakes has died? Bloody loved that dog I did. How long before poor old John joins him??
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