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Old December 27th, 2011, 08:34 PM   #11
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I thought god designed it using an exhaust pipe for inspiration.
Pity He didn't add a silencer..
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Old December 27th, 2011, 08:48 PM   #12
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It just hurts. She likes the stimulation, and can't tolerate the pain.

Any suggestions for newbies?
Slow, slow, slow! Especially at first. Start with just a fingertip, then the whole finger. Start getting her used to the stimulation. Take her to a store and buy some butt plugs, dildos and vibrators of various sizes (small to large). Again, when you get home, start with the fingers and lube. Then, when she gets used to that, go on to the smallest of the devices and sloooooowwllyy insert. Let her get used to it and then build up slowly to larger sizes. This may take a while but, in the end, will be well worth the while. You will find that both of you can have a tremendous time with this process.

To this point, if done correctly, I have yet to find a woman that doesn't fall in love with anal sex (if done correctly). I've been told, more than a few times, that the orgasms from anal are very different than vaginal; more from the depth of their systems (I can't really explain it as I've never had one and they're explanations are basically the same). Very gutteral and powerful. I've actually had women who are having spasms 10 minutes after we've completed. Its really something to behold.

But the key is SLOW! SLOW! SLOW! Eventually (this could take weeks or months) it will be possible to just shove it in (with lube) and she will have a very good time. But you're a long way from there.

Hope that helps. You should both be in for a lot of fun.
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Old December 28th, 2011, 12:42 AM   #13
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Anal sex !!! well bugger me.
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It is clear many men in The West do not know where to put their penis

Obviously more education is necessary
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My dyslexic ex girlfriend was quite happy to agree to anal sex; she thought it meant once a year
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It is clear many men in The West do not know where to put their penis

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Sounds a bit like you`re offering your teaching services

If so i`d prefer to avoid your practical exam , thanks
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I'll pass on the Oral exam too......
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The things you learn in the gulag.
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Hahaha!

No, Comrade, I am sure you master the necessary functions, and are able to distinguish the intake from the exhaust without difficulty
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