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December 24th, 2011, 02:18 AM | #11 |
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This is true
I once had a slightly large dog (about 90 kg) which is about this big No, that's not me or my dog, but you get the idea she was almost as big Anyway, one day me and my gf were screwing and in the closed-eye stage, and gf said stop slobbering, but it was my dog who was licking her face and we only discovered after |
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December 24th, 2011, 06:45 PM | #12 |
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So me and the bass player went back to a party after a gig one night many years back,
Bass player scores and he's soon pumping some drunken slut on top of a pile of coats which are on a bed in a pitch dark room. Bass player feels cold wet thing nuzzling his arsehole and bollocks - looks round , house owner's Alsatian is right behind him on the fu*cking bed |
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December 25th, 2011, 07:12 AM | #13 |
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Sounds like you didn`t so much have sex as give blood
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December 25th, 2011, 01:29 PM | #14 |
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Well, my bag was empty
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December 25th, 2011, 02:50 PM | #16 |
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December 25th, 2011, 02:57 PM | #17 |
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Maybe it was the jaffa cakes
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December 25th, 2011, 03:03 PM | #18 |
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What ? Were They laced with Rohypnol ?
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