What would you like as your epitaph ? - Page 110

~~bigtrain45~~ · April 28th, 2018, 02:26 PM

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2018, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtrain45

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

That`s lovely your epitaph will only include your daughter`s names Biggie.

As for me (Yes him) I don't need a headstone.

All that`s required is an enlarged (No relation) photo of myself (Of course laminated ! , what is this Russia ?) taken as I uttered a (Typically wise) final bit of advice , before crossing over.

To the titty bar up the road

**SpermShooter** · April 29th, 2018, 03:08 PM

If you didn't go to my funeral don't expect me to go to yours

randomname08 · June 14th, 2018, 01:42 PM

Hang on, I'm not finished yet...

or

Just be nice to each other for a change.

**Mister Fide** · June 15th, 2018, 06:23 AM

Darn it.....................I forgot to put the bins out.

MaxJoker · June 15th, 2018, 05:06 PM

Melted away , like a heroin and salt covered Mars bar left too long in a deep fat fryer

MaxJoker · June 27th, 2018, 04:42 PM

You can find him in Heaven during the week , and Hell over the weekend

bashtray · June 28th, 2018, 07:19 PM

He died from an advanced dose of The Fuckits.

MaxJoker · July 2nd, 2018, 04:22 PM

Best known for calling ‎Bob Geldof a Boomtown Twat

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2018, 04:43 PM

Died in a purple painted lighthouse

June 15th, 2018, 05:06 PM	#1096
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Butt enough about the Scotch`s national dish Melted away , like a heroin and salt covered Mars bar left too long in a deep fat fryer __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 27th, 2018, 04:42 PM	#1097
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well as a Veteran I deserve to kick back and relax at the weekends You can find him in Heaven during the week , and Hell over the weekend __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 2nd, 2018, 04:22 PM	#1099
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Best known for calling ‎Bob Geldof a Boomtown Twat __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 11th, 2018, 04:43 PM	#1100
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Purely for phallic reasons Died in a purple painted lighthouse __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 28th, 2018, 02:26 PM	#1091
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Vidi, Vici, Veni.

April 29th, 2018, 03:08 PM	#1093
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,778 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	If you didn't go to my funeral don't expect me to go to yours

June 14th, 2018, 01:42 PM	#1094
randomname08 Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 144 Thanks: 875 Thanked 1,912 Times in 143 Posts	Hang on, I'm not finished yet... or Just be nice to each other for a change.

June 15th, 2018, 06:23 AM	#1095
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	Darn it.....................I forgot to put the bins out.

June 28th, 2018, 07:19 PM	#1098
bashtray Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 31 Thanks: 220 Thanked 258 Times in 29 Posts	He died from an advanced dose of The Fuckits.