Major Malfunctions - Page 7

Caramello · June 1st, 2013, 04:47 PM

major malfunctions...hmmm where do i start.

technology... really dislikes me, so in turn i dislike it , well maybe that's the wrong word ,lets say me and it do not mix well. i understand the fact that these things can make life easier and enjoyable , but why are they just so bloody indecipherable to work out, how to use? or when i think i have figured it out it sits there and doesn't work.

MaxJoker · June 3rd, 2013, 05:23 PM

Well, I feel a tad self conscious over the way my front jeans bulge

But then what man made fabricate could easily hide nineteen inches of (Flaccid) monster mayhem

Still shouldn't complain.

As all Mods are only made such due to being blessed with at least half a ton of trouser snake

MaxJoker · September 18th, 2015, 03:58 PM

I`m attracted to women

Yes women

Please see a typical calm reasonable example of the type , we all , me none the least, somehow (They seemed so sweet and sane at first etc etc) end up with

Yeah , and that`s if we`re lucky

J J · September 26th, 2015, 07:18 PM

Apparently, according to my wife, ny malfunction is; Expecting my kids to do things to my timescales rather than theirs !

**tobe2165** · September 27th, 2015, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well, I feel a tad self conscious over the way my front jeans bulge

But then what man made fabricate could easily hide nineteen inches of (Flaccid) monster mayhem

Still shouldn't complain.

As all Mods are only made such due to being blessed with at least half a ton of trouser snake

Sorry...back to the topic: Major malfunction.

**dbailey** · October 1st, 2015, 09:57 PM

Procrastin..................hang on I'm sure that I need to catalogue my collection of toe nail clippings.........ok then...but after a beer and I watch this movie.........

**dbailey** · October 1st, 2015, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J J

Apparently, according to my wife, ny malfunction is; Expecting my kids to do things to my timescales rather than theirs !

When a husband say's he is going to do a job....he is going to do a job.....you don't have to remind him every bl**dy six months!!

**vo1v0d** · August 24th, 2016, 07:42 PM

Reading and writing bollocks on this forum for 18 out of the last 24 hours instead of getting on with the stuff I should be doing

**SanteeFats** · August 24th, 2016, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Reading and writing bollocks on this forum for 18 out of the last 24 hours instead of getting on with the stuff I should be doing

Hey at least you realize it.

**vo1v0d** · May 26th, 2021, 01:53 AM

Schizoid. Half the time I get fuckall done because of analysis/paralysis. I overthink things to a ridiculous degree and end up doing fuckall till forced to by outside circumstances. That is the half that thinks. The other half is incapable of hearing or reading anything without removing the logic to see if there is anything funny there. The problem is that some of the stuff I find funny leaves others cold, and that really makes me laugh.
But generally I have the attention span of a hummingbird on amphetamines.

June 1st, 2013, 04:47 PM	#61
Caramello Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 85 Thanks: 817 Thanked 973 Times in 84 Posts	major malfunctions...hmmm where do i start. technology... really dislikes me, so in turn i dislike it , well maybe that's the wrong word ,lets say me and it do not mix well. i understand the fact that these things can make life easier and enjoyable , but why are they just so bloody indecipherable to work out, how to use? or when i think i have figured it out it sits there and doesn't work. Last edited by Caramello; June 1st, 2013 at 05:13 PM..

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May 26th, 2021, 01:53 AM	#70
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	Schizoid. Half the time I get fuckall done because of analysis/paralysis. I overthink things to a ridiculous degree and end up doing fuckall till forced to by outside circumstances. That is the half that thinks. The other half is incapable of hearing or reading anything without removing the logic to see if there is anything funny there. The problem is that some of the stuff I find funny leaves others cold, and that really makes me laugh. But generally I have the attention span of a hummingbird on amphetamines. __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

September 26th, 2015, 07:18 PM	#64
J J Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 237 Thanks: 3,688 Thanked 2,282 Times in 237 Posts	Apparently, according to my wife, ny malfunction is; Expecting my kids to do things to my timescales rather than theirs !

October 1st, 2015, 09:57 PM	#66
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,969 Thanked 24,966 Times in 2,218 Posts	Procrastin..................hang on I'm sure that I need to catalogue my collection of toe nail clippings.........ok then...but after a beer and I watch this movie.........

August 24th, 2016, 07:42 PM	#68
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	Reading and writing bollocks on this forum for 18 out of the last 24 hours instead of getting on with the stuff I should be doing