Porn production "pet hates"

[lip]

- One guy two girls, everybody gets naked, beautiful, threesomes are hot stuff... but then the guy shags only one of them, end of scene. - Ack. Come on. No!

[Aubrey]

Blokes with shaved heads.
Blokes with long hair/pony tails (especially beefy blokes with these).
Blokes who don't take their backwards baseball caps/sunglasses off.

[sh987]

Something I've noticed lately that I can't for the life of me understand: there's a series of clips which feature insane amounts of lube; it's literally flying in the air as Roidzilla pounds away like a pneumatic gun. But, because he and she are both covered in lube, the guy is wearing some kind of gloves with a grippy material on it, so he can spread her cheeks wide open.

[Penguin250k]

Cutting straight from girl(s) clothed to girls naked. Clothes coming off is one of the real sparks for me and yet, especially in more modern productions, this part often hits the cutting room floor in favour of getting straight down to it. Seems to be a curse of girl/boy and girl/girl videos lately.

[lavec]

Dirty feet. I'm not into feet-fetish but it's disgusting to see beautiful girls having sex on a clean bed or table, and she (or the producer) forgot to wash or clean her feet.

[BlackLace]

Knickers under the suspenders wrong, they go on last and come off first.
So they wrap around your mans head.
Hold Ups are not stockings, stockings need suspenders, men always get this wrong.
If the girl is going to all the effort of sexy under ware it stays on for maximum pleasure, don't throw it on the floor.

[riteman]

Originally Posted by pwwp

Dumbest thing: cutting to watch the guy's face during orgasm. Hey, who the hell cares? In some films from the 80s, they actually cut away fro the c*mshot itself so you could see the face contortions of some total loser like John Leslie or Jerry Butler. WTF?? Dear pornproducers: people who want to see the guy, can rent gay porn. Keep the camera on the girl. Period.

Oh Man - so boring, such a drag. By the time you are returned to the scene after his noises and phony ecstasy facial scenes, most of the CS had been cut out. One of the worst phases in porn [mainly in US movies of mid-80s to early 90s].

[riteman]

A fact Jack. Sorry - but many of the US guys in the early to mid 70s didn't wash their arses - Must've been rough on the gals.

[lavec]

When girls getting fucked without removing her bra!

[countwankula]

guys getting head while the woman is completely clothed in the beginning of the scene. kinda looks gay to me

guys kissing women right after they get head. DISGUSTING

lesbian scenes where 1 chick looks good while the other is ugly. same could be said for when a guy gets it on with 2 women.

women that are bad about giving head, not deep throating. the best classic performer is janie robbins. ginger lynn and nina hartley are pretty good too.
it seems like the better looking the woman the performances are bad like lois ayres.
as time went by there were better performances. as far as the classic era the majority of the performances were bad.

bad money shots. if these are to be done do it right. leave a mouthfull with drool down the chin.

why can't guys get money shots? i would gladly take one from a good looking woman.
or get pissed on the ass, dick and balls.

POV bjs. really boring as fuck to me. those actions should be taken from the side while the guy is standing.

gangbangs. it should be no more than 2 guys on 1 girl. i prefer reverse gang bangs.

as far as looks i don't like plastic surgery (something not done too much in the classics), fake boobs, shaved pussy, and tatoos