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Old December 26th, 2016, 12:36 PM   #2821
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Hold my saké....watch this!
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On second thought, a walk home might be nice.
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Due to an error in translation, the Taiwanese version of The Nutcracker Suite by Tchaikovsky was taken just a little bit to literally...
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Taint no doubt, that's gonna hurt.

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