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November 28th, 2010, 12:15 AM | #11 |
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I would start by taking a page from the past by feeding some Christians to the lions....namely Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart and a few others. Live telecast of course on my newly acquired and completely controlled TV monopoly. This TV monolith will only play movies, sports, educational TV and comedies approved by my personally appointed Arts and Information Committee consisting of Keith Richards, Mel Brooks, Moe Howard, and Ginger Lynn. I would then select some of the worlds worst people and banish them to the island of No Fun where they will spend their days fighting off man eating fire ants while the sound of twelve babies crying is piped into their ears for the rest of their short painful lives. These people would include the worst of the worst....you know people like Osama Bin Laden, Charles Manson, Kim Il Jong, my ex wife....real evil m effers. Then me and my first First Lady Alyssa Milano would begin our work for the good of humanity as we strive for world peace and happiness and prosperity for all of the world's people. The next day me and second First Lady Charlize Theron would do the same. And the next day me and third First Lady Halle Berry would do the same. And so on and so on and so on...........
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November 28th, 2010, 10:58 AM | #12 | |
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What a wonderful thought . I'd only do a few things, 1, Anything I deem that sucks would cease to exist 2, There will be NO complaints department 3, GreenSkull will be my consiglieri. Quote:
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November 28th, 2010, 11:46 AM | #13 |
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If I ruled the world? I'm sure it wouldnt last long, at some point I'd be pissed and think "oo what does this shiney red button d............
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November 28th, 2010, 01:19 PM | #14 |
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1. Ban religion
2. Kill all the lawyers 3. Require all women to wear pendants listing their: age; IQ; measurements; financial status and currently possessed mental health issues 4. Pass a dictum requiring the summary execution of anyone using a phone while driving 5. Bring back 8-track tapes and quadraphonic stereos And then the real work would begin....
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November 28th, 2010, 02:34 PM | #15 |
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I would make web sites mark all American porn with a warning. Then I wouldn't waste my time downloading it.
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November 28th, 2010, 09:49 PM | #16 | |
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December 11th, 2010, 03:37 PM | #17 |
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Id end womens right to vote , end their right to speak over the man , end their right to fill a room with hair spray , their option of refusing to cook for the man . Would also make sure all women knew how to cook by making sure that cookery classes were the only lessons they had while at school. Although i would allow them to play net ball providing they had the legs for it
Firm but fair And i just thought of another blatt law id impose about our womens hair and pubes Thatch roof and doormat must always match |
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December 11th, 2010, 04:18 PM | #18 |
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Anyone supporting collectivism will perish. After all, isn't one of their tenets eugenics? They just got their wish.
Anyone supporting individualism survives. Make life what you want of it instead of an institution. I get to decide who does and doesn't wear bras. That is a good start.
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Andy Gray and Jamie Redknapp would be the new rulers of the moon, I have heard enough drivel from these two to last me a lifetime.
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