" If Yoooooou Ruled The World ? " - Page 2

**keefriff** · November 28th, 2010, 12:15 AM

I would start by taking a page from the past by feeding some Christians to the lions....namely Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart and a few others. Live telecast of course on my newly acquired and completely controlled TV monopoly. This TV monolith will only play movies, sports, educational TV and comedies approved by my personally appointed Arts and Information Committee consisting of Keith Richards, Mel Brooks, Moe Howard, and Ginger Lynn. I would then select some of the worlds worst people and banish them to the island of No Fun where they will spend their days fighting off man eating fire ants while the sound of twelve babies crying is piped into their ears for the rest of their short painful lives. These people would include the worst of the worst....you know people like Osama Bin Laden, Charles Manson, Kim Il Jong, my ex wife....real evil m effers. Then me and my first First Lady Alyssa Milano would begin our work for the good of humanity as we strive for world peace and happiness and prosperity for all of the world's people. The next day me and second First Lady Charlize Theron would do the same. And the next day me and third First Lady Halle Berry would do the same. And so on and so on and so on

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Estreeter · November 28th, 2010, 10:58 AM

What a wonderful thought

. I'd only do a few things,
1, Anything I deem that sucks would cease to exist

2, There will be NO complaints department
3, GreenSkull will be my consiglieri.

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Originally Posted by blondifan

blondi would bee cloned.

You will be cloned also

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Originally Posted by rotobott

Well they say, power corrupts, total power corrupts totally

Ain't it a beautiful thing

**tabler** · November 28th, 2010, 11:46 AM

If I ruled the world? I'm sure it wouldnt last long, at some point I'd be pissed and think "oo what does this shiney red button d............

**theequestrian** · November 28th, 2010, 01:19 PM

1. Ban religion
2. Kill all the lawyers
3. Require all women to wear pendants listing their: age; IQ; measurements; financial status and currently possessed mental health issues
4. Pass a dictum requiring the summary execution of anyone using a phone while driving
5. Bring back 8-track tapes and quadraphonic stereos

And then the real work would begin....

Fatvanbelly · November 28th, 2010, 02:34 PM

I would make web sites mark all American porn with a warning. Then I wouldn't waste my time downloading it.

**jokerman** · November 28th, 2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

I would start by taking a page from the past by feeding some Christians to the lions....namely Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart and a few others. Live telecast of course on my newly acquired and completely controlled TV monopoly. This TV monolith will only play movies, sports, educational TV and comedies approved by my personally appointed Arts and Information Committee consisting of Keith Richards, Mel Brooks, Moe Howard, and Ginger Lynn. I would then select some of the worlds worst people and banish them to the island of No Fun where they will spend their days fighting off man eating fire ants while the sound of twelve babies crying is piped into their ears for the rest of their short painful lives. These people would include the worst of the worst....you know people like Osama Bin Laden, Charles Manson, Kim Il Jong, my ex wife....real evil m effers. Then me and my first First Lady Alyssa Milano would begin our work for the good of humanity as we strive for world peace and happiness and prosperity for all of the world's people. The next day me and second First Lady Charlize Theron would do the same. And the next day me and third First Lady Halle Berry would do the same. And so on and so on and so on

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Like what you're doing. But, when do the cheerleaders appear on tv?

blatt · December 11th, 2010, 03:37 PM

Id end womens right to vote , end their right to speak over the man , end their right to fill a room with hair spray , their option of refusing to cook for the man . Would also make sure all women knew how to cook by making sure that cookery classes were the only lessons they had while at school. Although i would allow them to play net ball providing they had the legs for it

Firm but fair

And i just thought of another blatt law id impose about our womens hair and pubes

Thatch roof and doormat must always match

Pukindog · December 11th, 2010, 04:18 PM

Anyone supporting collectivism will perish. After all, isn't one of their tenets eugenics? They just got their wish.

Anyone supporting individualism survives. Make life what you want of it instead of an institution.

I get to decide who does and doesn't wear bras.

That is a good start.

**victor meldrew** · December 13th, 2010, 08:27 AM

Andy Gray and Jamie Redknapp would be the new rulers of the moon, I have heard enough drivel from these two to last me a lifetime.

It would be compulsory for women to buy "sensible shoes"

MaxJoker · December 13th, 2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by victor meldrew

Andy Gray and Jamie Redknapp would be the new rulers of the moon, I have heard enough drivel from these two to last me a lifetime.

It would be compulsory for women to buy "sensible shoes"

Hey don`t forget that scintillating commentator Robbie (If the ball goes in the back of the net it`s a goal,it`s a goal ) Savage

Seen here laughing at the irony of being surrounded by boots

Given that he still hasn`t learned to tie laces yet

November 28th, 2010, 12:15 AM	#11
keefriff Torn and Frayed Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The 612 Posts: 7,025 Thanks: 79,624 Thanked 131,515 Times in 5,993 Posts	I would start by taking a page from the past by feeding some Christians to the lions....namely Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart and a few others. Live telecast of course on my newly acquired and completely controlled TV monopoly. This TV monolith will only play movies, sports, educational TV and comedies approved by my personally appointed Arts and Information Committee consisting of Keith Richards, Mel Brooks, Moe Howard, and Ginger Lynn. I would then select some of the worlds worst people and banish them to the island of No Fun where they will spend their days fighting off man eating fire ants while the sound of twelve babies crying is piped into their ears for the rest of their short painful lives. These people would include the worst of the worst....you know people like Osama Bin Laden, Charles Manson, Kim Il Jong, my ex wife....real evil m effers. Then me and my first First Lady Alyssa Milano would begin our work for the good of humanity as we strive for world peace and happiness and prosperity for all of the world's people. The next day me and second First Lady Charlize Theron would do the same. And the next day me and third First Lady Halle Berry would do the same. And so on and so on and so on........... __________________ You Can't Always Get What You Want But If You Follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You Just Might Find You Get What You Need To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 28th, 2010, 11:46 AM	#13
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,501 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	If I ruled the world? I'm sure it wouldnt last long, at some point I'd be pissed and think "oo what does this shiney red button d............ __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

November 28th, 2010, 01:19 PM	#14
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,707 Times in 1,156 Posts	1. Ban religion 2. Kill all the lawyers 3. Require all women to wear pendants listing their: age; IQ; measurements; financial status and currently possessed mental health issues 4. Pass a dictum requiring the summary execution of anyone using a phone while driving 5. Bring back 8-track tapes and quadraphonic stereos And then the real work would begin.... __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

December 11th, 2010, 04:18 PM	#18
Pukindog Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 304 Thanks: 5,942 Thanked 2,484 Times in 298 Posts	Anyone supporting collectivism will perish. After all, isn't one of their tenets eugenics? They just got their wish. Anyone supporting individualism survives. Make life what you want of it instead of an institution. I get to decide who does and doesn't wear bras. That is a good start. __________________ "It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.” Thomas Sowell To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 28th, 2010, 02:34 PM	#15
Fatvanbelly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 105 Thanks: 37 Thanked 685 Times in 91 Posts	I would make web sites mark all American porn with a warning. Then I wouldn't waste my time downloading it.

December 11th, 2010, 03:37 PM	#17
blatt Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: South London Posts: 400 Thanks: 16,587 Thanked 5,519 Times in 398 Posts	Id end womens right to vote , end their right to speak over the man , end their right to fill a room with hair spray , their option of refusing to cook for the man . Would also make sure all women knew how to cook by making sure that cookery classes were the only lessons they had while at school. Although i would allow them to play net ball providing they had the legs for it Firm but fair And i just thought of another blatt law id impose about our womens hair and pubes Thatch roof and doormat must always match

December 13th, 2010, 08:27 AM	#19
victor meldrew Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: At the bottom of an empty glass Posts: 15,776 Thanks: 531,841 Thanked 179,897 Times in 15,764 Posts	Andy Gray and Jamie Redknapp would be the new rulers of the moon, I have heard enough drivel from these two to last me a lifetime. It would be compulsory for women to buy "sensible shoes"