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February 22nd, 2017, 10:18 AM	#251
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,875 Times in 60,322 Posts	254 Mum, really I can stand most things, but after you've been in the dunny, it's terrible, please use the outside dunny from now on __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 22nd, 2017, 10:36 AM	#252
diamelsx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Around the way Posts: 2,680 Thanks: 28,302 Thanked 29,499 Times in 2,673 Posts	255. Coming over here makes me pray for amnesia. __________________ No one has more fairweather friends than the truth...

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February 22nd, 2017, 03:02 PM	#253
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,569 Times in 69,067 Posts	Do you know she then actually took offense at that , despite me saying not to ?. Sheesh, some people ! 256 ~ What first attracted me to your daughter ? . The trust fund of course you slow witted horse faced ugly bitch. No offense. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 13th, 2017, 02:56 PM	#254
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,569 Times in 69,067 Posts	Uh huh I tried my best. Yet that hysterical sod stubbornly refused to embrace any positives 257 ~ So you heard about me knocking down your grandson then ?. Hey look on the bright side. Thanks to me backing over his head twice finally he resembles you __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 13th, 2017, 03:36 PM	#255
diamelsx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Around the way Posts: 2,680 Thanks: 28,302 Thanked 29,499 Times in 2,673 Posts	258. Keep messing with me. You going to find out where my last mother in law is... __________________ No one has more fairweather friends than the truth...

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March 16th, 2017, 06:38 PM	#256
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	259 I hope you aren't hungry!

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March 16th, 2017, 07:55 PM	#257
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	Is that your undies hanging on the line or the bed sheets?

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March 17th, 2017, 09:43 AM	#258
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,875 Times in 60,322 Posts	261 Hey it's true, the sun does shine out of your ass, it's certainly big enough for it to fit in there __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 17th, 2017, 02:34 PM	#259
Havinfun Member Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Idaho Posts: 45 Thanks: 285 Thanked 505 Times in 41 Posts	263 I suppose a threeway is out of the question...

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March 17th, 2017, 02:45 PM	#260
Havinfun Member Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Idaho Posts: 45 Thanks: 285 Thanked 505 Times in 41 Posts	264 We have met before. I didn't realize it until I saw the back of your head. Of course, you probably don't remember me. There were about 30 other guys there.

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