Best Real life random public nudity or close to it you've seen

[Hartley Hare]

I mentioned a couple of posts above about one experience. I have a few more.

One was about sixteen months ago. I was driving into work early in the morning along the A14 in Cambridgeshire. It was just after 6am but the weather was warm and clear - later that day it would be very warm indeed. Approaching one of the overpass bridges, I was astonished to see two naked women on it, waving at the traffic and laughing. Totally naked, not just topless. One was a buxom brunette, the other a taller redhead. I noticed that the redhead also had pubes - not something you see every day. Just off to one side on the bridge was an older bloke - fully clothed and with a camera, obviously directing the proceedings. I caught more than a glimpse as when I realised what was happening, I slowed down - I saw them for about fifteen seconds and even managed to wave back. Luckily there was very light traffic so little chance of causing an accident - no doubt one of the reasons they chose to pull this stunt at 6am.

Another episode was in the late 80s. You just don't see topless barmaids in pubs these days, but while not exactly common in the 80s they were to be found.

I was living away from home for a few months on a temporary contract and had put the car into a garage in the town to have a new wheel bearing fitted. It was going to take a couple of hours, so I thought I'd walk around town, buy myself a book or some magazines and find a place to read. Having bought a book, I found a pub. Midweek, just after lunchtime, the place was deserted. That was fine by me. As I went to the bar and ordered a pint and the landlady apologised to me. "Sorry luv, we've got no topless barmaid here today".

"Topless barmaid? What topless barmaid?" I said, totally thrown by this random comment.

She went on to explain that the girl who usually went topless on the lunchtime shift had let her down, which probably explained why the place was deserted. I hadn't even been aware that there was supposed to be a topless barmaid on that day. I told her so.

She was mid to late forties, probably nearly twenty years older than me at the time, attractive in a slightly blousy way and dressed in jeans and a rugby shirt. She pulled my pint, took the money and I customarily said "one for yourself". So she had half a bitter and started to chat. I explained about my car and that I really had no clue about the barmaid situation, so it wasn't a problem.

She said that it was a shame that I had to miss out on seeing tits and maybe she could be my topless barmaid. Without giving me time to answer - not that I would have been able to say anything coherent - she stripped off her rugby shirt to reveal a well filled full black bra.

She turned so her back was to me and said "Unclip me will you luvvie?" In a daze, I reached across and totally fumbled the clip. She laughed, reached round and flicked it open. Releasing her breasts - which were quite magnificent by the way - she turned to face me, jiggled around a bit and said "there! Not bad for an old bird, eh?"

I'm absolutely sure that she hadn't planned on going topless for the punters in her pub that day. Goodness knows what she would have done if one of her regulars had walked in. But she seemed to be quite enjoying the situation. Her nipples had become erect and she kept rubbing them.

One of the things I have always found so compelling about nude models and strippers is not just the nudity but also the confidence. They always seem perfectly at ease being naked in public and I find that very arousing indeed. This woman was the same. She chatted happily away to me - not that she was getting many replies that made sense. The problem for me was that I was very aroused indeed and my jeans had become quite uncomfortable. She noticed and laughed "You've got a hard-on, haven't you luvvie?"

Scenarios from porn movies ran through my head. She's going to ask to see it and then offer to help make the swelling go down. But no. Soon enough it was letting out time - doesn't time fly when you are enjoying yourself? - and after being asked to clip her bra back together (fumbled it again) I found myself back on the street still with a raging hard-on. So I went and picked up the car.

I went back in the pub a couple of times before my contract ended and we laughed about what had happened, but I never got to see her tits again. However, I did get to see the tits of a couple of the regular topless barmaids, plus an after-hours special stripshow which involved a very blue girl/girl show! That landlady really knew how to promote her pub!

[old alal]

back in the day when I used a bus, I was waiting for one when I noticed a clear contrast between a brightly coloured blouse and the flesh colour in between. The girl was from a distance very attractive, Long blonde hair, slim, and as she got closer, not wearing much. Her shirt was flapping open and as one side moved, there it was a nipple. Nice breasts added to her list of attributes. She got closer and closer, nicely jiggling. I was at the stage of internal dilemma, when she got close enough, should I tell her and both or us would be embarrassed, should I just continue to look....should I even get close enough to grab her ....... blouse and shut it. Alas I didn't have to make the decision, she turned a corner and was lost to me (other than my fold memories) for ever. I often wonder how far she got before either being told, or noticing herself. (Incidentally the blouse was a flimsy chiffon, or cheesecloth type and I imagine she couldn't tell as it was a hot day and she was enjoying the cooling breeze.

I (and others) had another cheesecloth moment at work when one lass wore one with nothing underneath. She, shall we say, was not the most desirable member of staff on looks, attitude, hairy upper lip, political and feminist views overly stated, and most of all (on this occasion) very saggy tits. We complained to her manager and watched with great pleasure as he squirmed while telling her to cover up. She was livid. Ah great times.

[billybunter]

One Sunday morning I was queuing to pay for petrol and papers, in front of me was a girl who was only getting home after a night of clubbing-she stank of booze and cigarettes-she dropped something on the floor when she bent down her skirt rode up and her shaved fanny winked at me. She turned round and smiled. I should have made a move.

[Peter_Franks]

I was at a high brow bookstore in Palm Springs, CA. I had went in there to get a book and instead found they were having some kind of party. Anyway, this very tall beautiful woman came in with her husband. She had on a loose silver shirt with no backing (tied behind the head and at the waist) and a very short black skirt (barely covered the ass). So there I was talking with someone and she bent down to get a drink and (if you know anything about Palm Springs ) I was probably the only guy in the place to notice her cute titties hanging out. I later found out she was a fashion model, but after that I was floored!

[brack39]

Random Public Nudity is often actually Fabricated Fantasy. Obviously all interested in this subject should always carry a camera, or is it all dreams?
Some of my RPNFFs are attached. Worcester, Gloucestershire, London, Hammersmith, recent floods, Barnet, do you know where?
Taking photos in public places is exciting, is there a psychological reason? The risk factor? The possibility of discovery?

brack39

[savage560]

Brack39,many of us here have remembered these things a hell of a long time before there were cameras in cell phones,or even cell phones,for that matter.It was'nt from our period,peroid!

But,nontheless they did happen & they were real & deffinately random. My experiences were not fantacies,just random dumb luck,to see some women showing their "stuff",either by accident, or teasingly , & knowingly, & maybe getting off on it?!You don't need a camera or a picture to capture everything,the mind is a magnificent tool, that locks away memories,pretty vividly for a lifetime!It may not allways be 100% acurate ,but within a margin of 80-90%.

[ArseWorshiper]

Originally Posted by brack39

Random Public Nudity is often actually Fabricated Fantasy. Obviously all interested in this subject should always carry a camera, or is it all dreams?
Some of my RPNFFs are attached. Worcester, Gloucestershire, London, Hammersmith, recent floods, Barnet, do you know where?
Taking photos in public places is exciting, is there a psychological reason? The risk factor? The possibility of discovery?

brack39

She looks like one of the faulty blow up dolls Dell Boy and Rodney had.

[ArseWorshiper]

Slightly back on topic, my best experience of public nudity was more voyeuristic than exhibitionist. I was about 12 years old on holiday in Spain with my parents and one unbearably boring Sunday morning being dragged around a market place was brightened up by the sight of a delicious senorita. There was a clothing stall that had its own changing room which was nothing more than four pieces of cloth hanging from a frame, the wind blew them slightly just at the right time and I stopped and spent 2 or 3 minutes watching this lady trying on 2 dresses.

She took her own dress off and she was only wearing a bra without panties, I remember thinking that it was very sophisticated and continental of her to be wearing no panties. She had a large round muscular bum and very toned thighs, she was no stick insect, and I'll always remember how thick and fluffy her jet black pubes were.

Her toned olive thighs were the inspiration for months worth of wanks after that.

[cgpersian21]

First post here, but this thread brought back a few memories, so I thought I'd contribute some minor tales.

Most recently, I'd accompanied the other half to an early evenings game at a well known football teams home ground.
Afterwards we were walking back to the station, and had to pass through a crowd waiting at a bus stop.
But the crowd seemed a bit different - they all seemed to be giggling and looking across the road instead of looking down the road for the bus.
As we came up to them, we followed their gaze.
On the opposite side of the road was a row of terraced houses. One of them had the light on, on the top floor.
The glass was frosted but because of the strong light inside, we could clearly see that it was a bathroom - the shower cubicle was right next to the full length window,
and for some reason those using it didnt realise that it was viewable from the outside, and therefore had no cover for the window.
And right now, a young couple was using it, and we were just in time to see the young lady was having fun jiggling herself at her partner and him returning the favour by grabbing her and twisting her around so she faced outside and fondling her all over from behind.
This fun in and out of the shower went on for a couple of minutes before theyd had enough and left the bathroom.
And everyone else in the street went back to looking down the road..


I'd left a friend outside his hotel after a night out, and whilst I was being driven away in the taxi, he phoned me.
Never guess what, he said, but I'm with a crowd thats gathered outside the hotel.
Theres a naked woman with huge tits being banged in her hotel room, with one window open and her being banged very hard up against the other window.
Shes screaming incredibly loud and everyones loving it down here.
Turn the taxi round to come have a look!

Voyeuristic but..
Where I used to work - the back offices looked onto residential flats.
We used to work late quite a bit and in down times used to just go to the back offices for a smoke or a coffee.
For a while, a young red headed girl had rented out one of the rooms in said flats, but had neglected to put up any curtains.
So, quite often, we'd watch her come back late, strip off, go off for a shower, come back, dry her self off completely, and then slowly moisturise herself all over.
Great fun.
She seemed to not know that the same chaps who had waved to her during a boring lunchtime, were also watching her completly naked almost every weeknight.
Months later she left and was replaced by a bloke. He'd put up blinds, but one night he hadnt closed them properly and so we watched a 5 minute sex show with a brunette.

Different workplace, but the front office looked uptowards a topfloor residential flat.
Didnt think anything of it until I worked late one night and noticed the light come on. I was looking at the kitchen of the flat, which was occupied by a young, very tanned looking couple.
She was very hot, and always did the washing up quite late.
One night i saw her washing up in just a bra top.
Another night she had a loose fitting nightie, and whilst washing up, the whole thing had fallen down to her waist. she didnt seem to care and carried on.
She had an outstanding pair and whilst she was washing up they were quite mesmerising.
she looked just like a low level celebrity called Olivia Munn, looking back.
I was working late for weeks thereafter.

In the pub, after work, I was with a very drunk company director.
He nudged me and pointed out two women two tables away from us.
One of them had short blonde hair, and a black jacket on. But because she was leaning forward on her table, it had opened slightly - revealing that she had nothing on underneath and a nice full, rounded breast was visible for us.
I thought it was nice, but the rather drunk and outspoken director wasnt going to let it pass without note, and as we passed them on our way out, he complimented her on her outfit and chest.
She was extremely angry and so we made a hasty exit.

In the very early hours, I found myself waiting for a night bus in Trafalgar Square, London.
I decided not to wait with the rest of the crowd and just hung about in a dark area, devoid of working street lights.
Minding my own business, a couple of very drunk girls came past. Whilst one walked on a little bit, the other, said she would catch up.
Then she trotted over to stand almost right in front of me, hoisted her skirt far higher than needed, spread her legs and proceeded to do a very loud and very frothy piss on the floor.
'Pissing like a camel' as my father would say.
I didnt say a word, I barely breathed, and I guessed, because it was dark, she didnt notice me, but I got an eyeful of her as she wasnt very lady-like about it.
She lasted ages, great fun though. And she was giggling all the way through it.
I think it sparked..a certain interest in later years..

A friend of mine related that he had seen something similar, only it was on a platform on the underground and so everyone could see and the girl wasn't very happy about it.

On a flight to the far east, this airline had stewardesses in a sarong type uniform. I didnt think anything of it until one of the attractive ones had to squat at her trolley to get something for me.
The opening of her uniform had moved around a bit on her, and instead of the side, was opening right at the front, above the crotch, and she hadnt noticed.
I did though, and unfortunately commented about seeing her nice sheer black lacey knickers to a distinctly unimpressed girlfriend just after.

[derekgraddy]

a couple of years ago, i saw a guy rubbing a girl's nice looking pussy in the hotel bar at the wyndham hotel in houston texas. they were in a corner and it was late night. both were drunk.