WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER !

[Wendigo]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

It had an ending that was a twist ? , for me that`s a bit like saying you watched carrots boiling for an hour and a half then were surprised to find they fell apart .Still each to his own as the saying goes.

No your lime coloured slim-ness what I meant was Ghost Ship had a twist that I was not expecting.....and the carrots were not boiling they were simmering, you don't watch Ainsley Harriot without learning a few tricks.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Wendigo

No your lime coloured slim-ness what I meant was Ghost Ship had a twist that I was not expecting.....and the carrots were not boiling they were simmering, you don't watch Ainsley Harriot without learning a few tricks.

Gee`s wish i was really was slim , actually two stone overweight now thanks to my girlfriends cooking and eating habits . That and i didn't grasp just how fattening yogurt coated brazil nuts were , truly i believe some women try and change us in the worst ways possible !.

But i`m swaying off topic there , so ok i see what you meant now , but why you didn't just come right out and say you only watched the first five and last ten minutes of the film i don`t know . Actually the ending was the best bit about it (Although the final credits run it close) , mainly as you get to see the great looking cabaret singer
Plus my mistake about the carrots, i didn't realize you`d studied from a saucy master


Alone in the dark



So bad , just so so bad in so so so many ways !

" Uwe Boll you bastard , give me those two hours BACK ! "

[hattertim]

I never understood just how bad Uwe Boll's films were until I saw Bloodrayne...but it's not the worst film I've ever seen! That dubious honour goes to this one...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367677/

Yep, Dracula 3000 (2004), despite having a cast I'd actually heard of, really (and this pun is intended as it's a vampire movie) sucked. IMDB currently rates this at 1.8 out of 10...and that's probably being generous.

[BigBucket]

Steven Segal's: Attack Force.

DO NOT WATCH if you value your sanity. Its the worst action film ive ever seen. Segal's voice was overdubbed because either a) his voice was so gravelly because hes getting fat and old or b) the sound recordist was shit. The guy who dubbed Segals voice sounded like He man from the old cartoons. Bad movie.

Secondly the TV remake of Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Fuck me was that dire. It had Tuvok guy pre-Voyager in it. if he had any sence he'd distance himself from that film big time. The effects were worse than the old McClure/Cushing/Munro version.
Fucking bad.

[snorkie]

Originally Posted by BigBucket

Steven Segal's: Attack Force.

You really have to put Seagal films in their own 3-word title category (Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, etc.) Okay, let's say you're in purgatory, and all you have to do for a drink of water is either: Sit through a Seagal film retrospective or be locked in a 4 by 4 room listening to "The Surfin Bird" (The Trashmen) over and over for an equal amount of time. Your choice.

And no, a Pauley Shore cinema festival would not be an acceptable alternative - this is only purgatory, not the lower regions.

[BigBucket]

Originally Posted by hattertim

Uwe Boll

Uwe Bollocks more like.

[BigBucket]

Any film by M.Night Shantytown.

You just know any director who's name is part of the title the film is going to be shit.

MNS is no exception. Arty-farty crap.

[gunner]

As a James Bond fan (both books and films) I think Quantum of Solace was absolutely rubbish, it seems to me to be all action and very little storyline. Please Mrs. Broccolli, go back to the way your husband used to make Bond films or you're in danger of losing all the fans.

[MaxJoker]

Yes BigBucket Attack Force was rank alright , but for me Shadow Man has got to be regarded as his ultimate worst (Although he's still churning them out once a week so who knows ?).

Mainly as the guy is so overweight , wheezy and blatantly unfit in this one he even has a stunt double to walk down a short flight of stairs , so you can guess what the fight scenes are like !. Also half way through i suddenly worked out why it's called Shadowman , it's because the director tries to use any opportunity possible to cover Segal in shade and so hide how massive he looks ( As the now trade mark black rain coat could only do so much) . A task that became laughable during one final scene in a huge dazzling sunlit empty room where everything and everyone else is vividly lit except for Segal ,who somehow seems to be standing in the shadow of a thick oak tree ?.

Also the supporting cast is insane , with a bunch of unintelligible prats seemingly picked off the street who don't look like they know where they are or what they're meant to be doing. But even more incredible are the two co-stars in it , as one is a woman who played a barmaid in Coronation street and the other the guy who played a woman beater in East enders !.

[27cows]

The Avengers film was an abomination. Think that could be the worst major movie I've ever seen, but I sat through numerous coma inducing films on C4 during the 80s, hoping for a bit of bare flesh