WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 11

**BigBucket** · March 13th, 2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Snufkin

Oh oh oh

DEATHPROOF !!!!

Yup, should have died a death.

**mjefferys1** · March 14th, 2009, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Fargo?
How on earth do you hate it, it's the only and i mean only film i ever saw that i watched, twice in one day

I know what you mean when I first saw Deep Throat I watched it quite a few times non stop (in fact wore the tape and myself out pretty quickly), luckily I was a teenager then so my recharge rate was pretty fast.

Anyway watched Troy and loved the fighting so he thinks to himself get Alexander more of the same but in different locations, Europe, Near East etc. OMG what a pile of stinking crap I would have had more fun sticking a fork in my eyeball, how you can make the story of Alexander banal and boring I will never know.

I hope there is a special hell for the directors, actors, screen writers etc. of all the crap listed here.

I know tie them in a chair tape their eyes open and make them watch their crappy movie over and over for eternity.....

Estreeter · March 14th, 2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mjefferys1

I know what you mean when I first saw Deep Throat I watched it quite a few times non stop (in fact wore the tape and myself out pretty quickly), luckily I was a teenager then so my recharge rate was pretty fast.

Even though "Deep Throat" and "Fargo" are in lets call it different styles of story telling, i know exactly what you mean.
Funny and good reply mjefferys1

bignubber · March 14th, 2009, 12:52 PM

sorry guys - but the worst film EVER was Existenz. what a steaming pile of cr*p. i went to the cinema to see this film and people were walking out after 20 minutes. i decided to stick it out and watch it all - bad decision - i am now in the process of inventing a time machine so i can go back and reclaim those 2 hours of my life. its a bad bad bad film.

shagger · March 14th, 2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bignubber

sorry guys - but the worst film EVER was Existenz. what a steaming pile of cr*p. i went to the cinema to see this film and people were walking out after 20 minutes. i decided to stick it out and watch it all - bad decision - i am now in the process of inventing a time machine so i can go back and reclaim those 2 hours of my life. its a bad bad bad film.

yeah I've seen that too, I concur, it was pretty crap!

**jaydogbones** · March 14th, 2009, 06:31 PM

PEARL HARBOR
Should have been called Titanic 2
This dog is full of factual diahrrea
This is one example of hundreds.
As the Japanese are dive bombing the WW2 battleships we see in the background:
four U.S. Navy ships moored side-by-side shown in the film during the attack are mothballed Spruance Class Guided Missile Destroyers built during the late 1970s. The large boxes near their bows are box launchers for anti-submarine rockets, known as ASROCs.
Having one of these ships present could have wiped out every Jap plane in the sky.

Tora,Tora,Tora is 100 times better than Pearl Harbor.

**BigBucket** · March 14th, 2009, 06:58 PM

Musicals, any and all of them.

Maybe its a bloke thing, but why oh why, whenever a story gets interesting everyone breaks out into bloody song. And the worse king of cringe making songs too.

Mama Mia take note! People say how good it was, i caught it by accident and i thought it was f*kin awful.

**Wendigo** · March 14th, 2009, 07:14 PM

Re Pearl Harbor.
Given the recent trend of re-writing recent(ish) history I half expected the Japanese to be beaten back and limp home in disgrace. I bet they were tempted.

Now back to one of my all time favourite bad movies.
Nightbeast - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086013/
Just look at these - what's not to love?

**beemerider500** · March 14th, 2009, 08:30 PM

snorkie · March 14th, 2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBucket

Musicals, any and all of them.

Wellll, there is a lot of tripe out there. Back in high school every talent show had at least one rendition (yes, that's the proper word) of "Climb Every Mountain."

However, IMHO there are some beauties: Animal Crackers, Singing in the Rain, South Pacific, My Fair Lady, and Everyone says I love you (Edward Norton does a dead on copy of Groucho Marx signature move). I'll take those, you can have the rest.

Worst Musical: "At Long Last Love," with Burt Reynolds and Cybil Shepherd. Makes "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" seem like high art.

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bignubber Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 20 Thanks: 2,934 Thanked 860 Times in 19 Posts	sorry guys - but the worst film EVER was Existenz. what a steaming pile of cr*p. i went to the cinema to see this film and people were walking out after 20 minutes. i decided to stick it out and watch it all - bad decision - i am now in the process of inventing a time machine so i can go back and reclaim those 2 hours of my life. its a bad bad bad film.

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jaydogbones Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Singapore-Tokyo-LA Posts: 1,930 Thanks: 17,813 Thanked 31,643 Times in 1,885 Posts	PEARL HARBOR Should have been called Titanic 2 This dog is full of factual diahrrea This is one example of hundreds. As the Japanese are dive bombing the WW2 battleships we see in the background: four U.S. Navy ships moored side-by-side shown in the film during the attack are mothballed Spruance Class Guided Missile Destroyers built during the late 1970s. The large boxes near their bows are box launchers for anti-submarine rockets, known as ASROCs. Having one of these ships present could have wiped out every Jap plane in the sky. Tora,Tora,Tora is 100 times better than Pearl Harbor.

March 14th, 2009, 07:14 PM	#108
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,912 Thanks: 260,014 Thanked 1,140,616 Times in 114,028 Posts	Re Pearl Harbor. Given the recent trend of re-writing recent(ish) history I half expected the Japanese to be beaten back and limp home in disgrace. I bet they were tempted. Now back to one of my all time favourite bad movies. Nightbeast - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086013/ Just look at these - what's not to love?