if you were allowed to beat the crap outa someone who would it be? and Punchable Faces - Page 10

**chris chunt** · March 16th, 2014, 04:05 PM

without a doubt the s***house who arranged the acid attack on katie piper
and his accomplice

**LadyLuck** · March 16th, 2014, 04:26 PM

Spike Lee.

**KingKeigh** · March 16th, 2014, 04:27 PM

Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Ted Cruz. I'd walk right down the line and pummel each one of them. Too bad Ariel Castro killed himself because he woulda been number one on the list.

Much as I loathe anyone who puts their hands on women, we might as well sign Ann Coulter up for a knuckle sandwich tour as well.

**rupertramjet** · March 16th, 2014, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plainwhitewrap

I'm not a violent person by nature, but...there's a dark little part of me that would love to walk up to one Fred Phelps of Topeka, Kansas, and punch him in the face.

What a charming man! I thought perhaps we could introduce him to a few of my mates, next time he wants to disrupt a military funeral:

He could explain it to our boss, (He is qualified to wear all the badges!):

But because he is an old fellow, and therefore due some respect, he can earn it from my older mates:

Or if he wants to go and preach his crap in France these guys scare us!:

As for the slogan, well yes, 'Thank God for Dead Soldiers'. Thank God that there are men and women prepared to give their lives for the freedom old scum like him, so richly abuse, the joke is, most of us might disagree with him, but we have fought for his right to say it!

**Staffsyeoman** · March 16th, 2014, 09:50 PM

Alex Salmond, who's trying to, Pied Piper style, tootle a country to disaster for his own sordid ambition whilst claiming the opposite. "Vote for me....errrrrr independence! (We'll work out the difficult stuff once you've voted yes..jut vote yes).

Now, I've never hit a woman (officer and a gentleman and all that stuff) but in the case of his acolyte Nicola Sturgeon I'd reconsider...

**mizlaplan** · March 16th, 2014, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staffsyeoman

Alex Salmond, who's trying to, Pied Piper style, tootle a country to disaster for his own sordid ambition whilst claiming the opposite. "Vote for me....errrrrr independence! (We'll work out the difficult stuff once you've voted yes..jut vote yes).

Now, I've never hit a woman (officer and a gentleman and all that stuff) but in the case of his acolyte Nicola Sturgeon I'd reconsider...

I'm assuming you're English/Welsh/N.Irish?
In which case.....
Relax.
It's nothing to do with us.
Just some foreigners doing odd native-y things.
Not worth your time or consideration

(on the quiet, if you ever see Sean Connery, could you punch him for me? No real reason for it, he's a tax-exile mactwat.)

kennyjackson · March 17th, 2014, 12:21 AM

The shithead Mayor in the community where I live. I would throw in the Chief of Police here too. Both act like the sole purpose of the residents of this city is to raise revenue in the form of speed traps and bullshit fines.

**theequestrian** · March 17th, 2014, 01:05 AM

Senator Mitch McConnell (Rep-Kentucky). Besides the fact that he's a backward-ass-country-fuck obstructionist, I've always wanted to kick the shit out of a turtle wearing glasses.

**winebeavis** · March 21st, 2014, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plainwhitewrap

I'm not a violent person by nature, but...there's a dark little part of me that would love to walk up to one Fred Phelps of Topeka, Kansas, and punch him in the face.

Go for it. It wouldn't do him any further harm.

**Mal Hombre** · March 21st, 2014, 02:28 PM

Better still turn up at His funeral with a placard "God Hates assholes"

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chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	without a doubt the s***house who arranged the acid attack on katie piper and his accomplice

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LadyLuck Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: USA Posts: 1,057 Thanks: 136 Thanked 10,477 Times in 1,247 Posts	Spike Lee.

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KingKeigh Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 514 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,538 Times in 512 Posts	Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Ted Cruz. I'd walk right down the line and pummel each one of them. Too bad Ariel Castro killed himself because he woulda been number one on the list. Much as I loathe anyone who puts their hands on women, we might as well sign Ann Coulter up for a knuckle sandwich tour as well.

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Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,269 Thanks: 34,183 Thanked 26,758 Times in 2,160 Posts	Alex Salmond, who's trying to, Pied Piper style, tootle a country to disaster for his own sordid ambition whilst claiming the opposite. "Vote for me....errrrrr independence! (We'll work out the difficult stuff once you've voted yes..jut vote yes). Now, I've never hit a woman (officer and a gentleman and all that stuff) but in the case of his acolyte Nicola Sturgeon I'd reconsider...

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kennyjackson Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 398 Thanks: 465 Thanked 3,771 Times in 380 Posts	The shithead Mayor in the community where I live. I would throw in the Chief of Police here too. Both act like the sole purpose of the residents of this city is to raise revenue in the form of speed traps and bullshit fines.