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February 7th, 2019, 08:29 PM | #14251 |
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Two Italian men get on a bus engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say, "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You filthy pigs," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Wadda you talka abouta lady," said the man. "I no talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." |
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February 10th, 2019, 07:13 AM | #14252 |
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I've got no home ... (sob) ... I've lost control, there's no escape any more.
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February 10th, 2019, 09:08 AM | #14253 |
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A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5 Cheese sandwich: $2 He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks, “Are you the one giving out handjobs?” “Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest. “Okay,” he said. “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!”
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February 10th, 2019, 09:29 AM | #14254 |
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There used to be a street in Hollywood called Chuck Norris Blvd, but they had to rename it...because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
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February 10th, 2019, 10:09 AM | #14255 |
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February 10th, 2019, 03:27 PM | #14256 |
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If's there's a society for people with high IQs, Mensa, is there a society for people with low IQs?
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February 11th, 2019, 01:00 AM | #14258 | |
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for example(overheard)first person: " I won't be at work next week, I'm going on holiday" second person " Are you going anywhere nice?" doh... in similar vein. A couple turn up at a given address for friend's dinner party after being given directions to the house by the owner. On opening the door, the owner says "Oh , you found it then?" doh.. There are many many more.........Dave Allen was excellent at identifying such... |
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February 11th, 2019, 09:15 AM | #14260 |
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Q: When is the best time to add insult to injury?
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