The "Do You Bite Your Nails ?" Thread ... Gawd Help us !.

MaxJoker · August 16th, 2014, 02:14 PM

Yeah well the title heading is clear enough.
So do ya

Me I don't , any longer.

Due to a certain woman I like disliking the look.
But for the majority of my life did every day.

We're talking about practically to the wrist baby
Not due to nerves or such but simply a habit, a force of habit.
A bite and spit wildly anywhere without thinking habit.

Although I've known one girl who would bite , deliberately chew and then swallow
Sadly her nails or food and drink were the only things placed in her mouth she would swallow , dammit

Annnnnnyway

~ Thread topic time ! ~

How are your nails hanging ?.

Plus how are the hang nails ?.

(Oh gawd it finally happened, I've finally typed a joke even I`m embarrassed by , kinda )

Estreeter · August 16th, 2014, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

So do ya

Yes

But never after wiping my butt

**tygrkhat40** · August 16th, 2014, 02:24 PM

I can't bite my nails. I have a slight underbite, so my teeth don't meet and I can't bite things with precision.

**Mal Hombre** · August 16th, 2014, 02:30 PM

I have many,many annoying,antisocial and usually downright disgusting habits but nailbiting isn't one of Them.They grow very quickly and break if I don't cut them regularly so they are usually jagged and unsightly..

MaxJoker · August 16th, 2014, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Yes

But never after wiping my butt

Huh

You wipe your butt

Me I always let things dry in the air crust over then crumble off , as nature intended

Hmmmmmm I suspect I've typed too much

Least I've never bitten this badly !.

Estreeter · August 16th, 2014, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Huh

You wipe your butt

Well, since my last birthday, Mum refuses to do it anymore

I feel I ain't proficient at it yet, get nervous before I do..... As people who get nervous, Bite their nails

I get job 1 done before job 2

MaxJoker · August 16th, 2014, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I can't bite my nails. I have a slight underbite, so my teeth don't meet and I can't bite things with precision.

Ah so you`re a clipper then

Or are you a buffer (I said buffer )

Come on mate which is it !.

As I've gotten thirty PM`s already asking me if I know

Damn tyg , with this single post of yours alone you've given me an idea for two equally bleeding pointless destined to die even quicker spin off threads

**winebeavis** · August 16th, 2014, 02:50 PM

Only when I can't find my switchblade.

MaxJoker · August 16th, 2014, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I have many,many annoying,antisocial and usually downright disgusting habits

Hence you being more than qualified for Mod-Dom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

They grow very quickly and break if I don't cut them regularly so they are usually jagged and unsightly..

Top marks for the snaps Mal Mate

Plus those claws look damn fine to me

..... Ahem ..... In a purely manly way I mean

**KingKeigh** · August 16th, 2014, 03:30 PM

Still do it. Bad habit I just can't get rid of. At least as an adult, I have enough class to put them in a tissue and toss them in the trash rather than spit them out on the floor. Or out the car window into some poor cyclist's eye.

If I could bite my toenails, I probably would too. Those suckers get so long, they can grow over the edge of my toe like steel toes if I don't cut them.

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August 16th, 2014, 03:30 PM	#10
KingKeigh Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 514 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,536 Times in 512 Posts	Still do it. Bad habit I just can't get rid of. At least as an adult, I have enough class to put them in a tissue and toss them in the trash rather than spit them out on the floor. Or out the car window into some poor cyclist's eye. If I could bite my toenails, I probably would too. Those suckers get so long, they can grow over the edge of my toe like steel toes if I don't cut them.