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October 28th, 2016, 03:45 AM | #2041 |
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2076: I'm really not in the mood to give you a shagging tonight. How about if we flip a coin ... heads I win, tails you lose!
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October 29th, 2016, 01:25 AM | #2042 |
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October 29th, 2016, 02:50 PM | #2043 |
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November 17th, 2016, 02:14 PM | #2044 |
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2079.... And I thought my dogs breath was bad.
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November 17th, 2016, 02:33 PM | #2045 |
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2080 Christmas soon honey. Time for you to ask santa new tooth.
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November 17th, 2016, 03:01 PM | #2046 |
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2081 ~ Afterwards let`s not see each other for six weeks. Oh it`s nothing serious. Just can't be arsed getting you a present.
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November 17th, 2016, 03:17 PM | #2047 |
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2082 - I'll give you a ring first thing in the morning...just to make sure everything is...erm!...normal.
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November 17th, 2016, 04:29 PM | #2048 |
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2082a: On second thought, I won't call because there is nothing normal about you!
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November 17th, 2016, 04:40 PM | #2049 |
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2083: Aw come on baby, your mother swallows it!
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November 17th, 2016, 05:21 PM | #2050 |
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