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Old March 10th, 2014, 11:12 AM   #1111
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1875b: ...about cum-swapping? You're supposed to spit it back into my mouth.


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That is the worst and by far far far least likely, so far thing I'd ever say that's been posted in this thread
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Old March 10th, 2014, 11:31 AM   #1112
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That is the worst and by far far far least likely, so far thing I'd ever say that's been posted in this thread
It makes me gag and grosses me out to see two women swapping that goo back and forth let alone back into my mouth!

All can say is that the andw household must be quite an arena of action and something to behold during love making sessions!
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Old March 10th, 2014, 11:32 AM   #1113
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That is the worst and by far far far least likely, so far thing I'd ever say that's been posted in this thread
The sudden flash of "inspiration" was from a memory of a male pornstar who, after spunking on the females breasts, would promptly lick it up.

Anyway, MaxJoker get's my vote, never fails to make me spit my coffee!

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All can say is that the andw household must be quite an arena of action and something to behold during love making sessions!
I should be so lucky! Which reminds me, Kylie, call me.

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1876.

Take my binoculars and get over to andw's house and you may learn something, but make sure Kylie is there, and be sure to leave before the cum spitting and swallowing begins!
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1877: I got blisters on my fingers!

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1880. Ooh, I'm cumming, OK goodbye!
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1881. Eeeeew That's disgusting.., have you been taking lessons with andw?
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