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August 31st, 2016, 02:18 PM	#81
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August 31st, 2016, 04:21 PM	#82
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,112 Thanks: 449,693 Thanked 896,750 Times in 60,308 Posts	84, Do you think my balls are a little to hairy Actually, nevermind answering, I've never cared for your opinions anyway. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 31st, 2016, 06:23 PM	#83
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,760 Times in 7,170 Posts	85 The problem is that you have always an opinion

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September 1st, 2016, 07:23 AM	#84
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	85 My mother in law said I was the stupidest man she'd ever met.....I agreed....it started the moment I said "I do" to your daughter __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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September 4th, 2016, 10:26 PM	#85
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September 4th, 2016, 10:36 PM	#86
Sirch Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,216 Thanks: 18,391 Thanked 12,680 Times in 1,147 Posts	87) You remind me of the old lady from Throw Momma From The Train. __________________ Cock A Doodle Doo!

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September 5th, 2016, 07:38 PM	#87
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September 6th, 2016, 04:35 PM	#88
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September 6th, 2016, 04:49 PM	#89
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September 8th, 2016, 12:18 PM	#90
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,131 Times in 30,296 Posts	91: I've always had a mother and daughter threesome fantasy.

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