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January 18th, 2019, 01:17 PM | #1571 |
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January 18th, 2019, 04:19 PM | #1572 |
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Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more?
A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.
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January 20th, 2019, 04:03 PM | #1573 |
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January 26th, 2019, 04:28 PM | #1574 |
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The thing about me is I just don't see skin colour ,
As thankfully everyone in my neighbour is white.
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January 27th, 2019, 01:34 AM | #1575 |
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"Wanking" apparently is not the answer to give when your wife asks "so what have you been doing today?"
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January 27th, 2019, 08:54 AM | #1576 |
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Experts have finally discovered the real reason Adolf Hitler committed suicide - he had just received a gas bill.
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January 27th, 2019, 01:50 PM | #1577 |
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are lost in an air balloon over the UK. The Englishman comes up with the idea of putting their arms over the side of the basket, waving it about and then smelling the arm. The Irishman goes first. He reaches out, waves it around and then sniffs his arm.
"We're over Dublin, I can smell da Guiness." Fifteen minutes pass and the Scotsman steps to the baskt side and waves his arm around. "Hmmm, we're over Edinburgh. I can smell the haggis." Thirty minutes later the Englishman steps forwards, waves his arm around and sniffs it. "We're over Liverpool. Some bastards nicked my watch." |
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January 27th, 2019, 01:54 PM | #1578 |
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What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
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January 28th, 2019, 11:01 PM | #1579 |
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What's the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
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January 29th, 2019, 03:01 AM | #1580 |
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What’s the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?
You can’t gargle with sand. |
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