Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum
Home
Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old June 22nd, 2014, 03:57 PM   #1101
Eric Cartman
Moderator (Retired)
 
Eric Cartman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York.
Posts: 11,082
Thanks: 97,294
Thanked 435,147 Times in 14,497 Posts
Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+
Smile




Dialing Emergency Medical Services in 3.....2.....1
Eric Cartman is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Eric Cartman For This Useful Post:
Old June 23rd, 2014, 11:08 AM   #1102
cuzzyman927
Veteran Member
 
cuzzyman927's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Down at the "Y"
Posts: 33,073
Thanks: 390,390
Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts
cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+
Default



Hmmm, it says that it eliminates most stubborn odors
and it doesn't stain or cause any irritation.

__________________

cuzzyman927 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to cuzzyman927 For This Useful Post:
Old June 24th, 2014, 06:37 PM   #1103
cuzzyman927
Veteran Member
 
cuzzyman927's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Down at the "Y"
Posts: 33,073
Thanks: 390,390
Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts
cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+
Default




Hey Stanley ...
What is it Josephine? ...
Don't look now but I think we're about to be run over by a gigantic fork truck!
__________________

cuzzyman927 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to cuzzyman927 For This Useful Post:
Old June 24th, 2014, 10:21 PM   #1104
cuzzyman927
Veteran Member
 
cuzzyman927's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Down at the "Y"
Posts: 33,073
Thanks: 390,390
Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts
cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+
Default




Roger you better tell that bimbo if she doesn't stop
touching your dick I'm going to rip her tits off!
__________________

cuzzyman927 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to cuzzyman927 For This Useful Post:
Old June 25th, 2014, 02:53 PM   #1105
summaluva
Senior Member
 
summaluva's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: onanisland
Posts: 266
Thanks: 4,874
Thanked 5,950 Times in 276 Posts
summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+summaluva 25000+
Default



Taming wild trucks in Pakistan
summaluva is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to summaluva For This Useful Post:
Old June 25th, 2014, 08:39 PM   #1106
cuzzyman927
Veteran Member
 
cuzzyman927's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Down at the "Y"
Posts: 33,073
Thanks: 390,390
Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts
cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+
Default




The castration devices have become more ominous and lethal
over the years since the Elena "scissors" Bobbitt days!

__________________

cuzzyman927 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to cuzzyman927 For This Useful Post:
Old June 26th, 2014, 11:14 AM   #1107
ManofKent
Vintage Member
 
ManofKent's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,130
Thanks: 10,125
Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts
ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+ManofKent 50000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by summaluva View Post


In order to maintain budget costs for the latest movie Michael Bay had to resort to capturing untamed Transformers out in the wild....
ManofKent is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to ManofKent For This Useful Post:
Old June 27th, 2014, 06:50 PM   #1108
sweatyhat
Woodwose
 
sweatyhat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the mud and rain
Posts: 10,869
Thanks: 97,859
Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts
sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+sweatyhat 750000+
Default



Suckee! Suckee!
Five dollar!




__________________

sweatyhat is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to sweatyhat For This Useful Post:
Old June 27th, 2014, 10:25 PM   #1109
Eric Cartman
Moderator (Retired)
 
Eric Cartman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York.
Posts: 11,082
Thanks: 97,294
Thanked 435,147 Times in 14,497 Posts
Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+Eric Cartman 1000000+
Smile




Farts.

Don't trust 'em.
Eric Cartman is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to Eric Cartman For This Useful Post:
Old June 28th, 2014, 06:53 AM   #1110
Ogri
Senior Member
 
Ogri's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Brown Willy, Dartmoor
Posts: 179
Thanks: 820
Thanked 2,265 Times in 171 Posts
Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+Ogri 10000+
Default Speak Up...

Quote:
Originally Posted by ericcartmannn View Post




"Speak Up Brown, You're through!"


Ogri is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Ogri For This Useful Post:
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 03:24 AM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.