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January 22nd, 2010, 12:17 PM | #11 |
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The day that I was born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried 'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun I had to learn to stand on my own three feet Believe me that's no fun I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um |
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January 22nd, 2010, 12:22 PM | #12 |
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" I have quite enormous yoghurt cannon but It´s a secret. I don`t want to talk about it publicly."
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January 22nd, 2010, 03:01 PM | #13 |
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January 22nd, 2010, 07:30 PM | #14 |
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I betya mines bigger than yours
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January 22nd, 2010, 09:49 PM | #15 |
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January 22nd, 2010, 10:05 PM | #16 | |
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January 22nd, 2010, 10:07 PM | #17 |
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January 22nd, 2010, 10:34 PM | #18 |
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lol at this thread...
Let's just say I'm packing enough down there to have kept every girl I have been with satisfied. Though they're usually quickly asleep as a result of my boring bedtime chit-chat. |
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January 22nd, 2010, 11:24 PM | #19 |
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January 23rd, 2010, 12:05 AM | #20 |
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In my heart, I believe size does matter.In my experience, women are uncomfortable with a big dick.
No, I'm not saying I'm John Holmes-I consider myself average.I've heard "ouch" a few times, and there's no way in hell I'm getting anal from my wife, (though she's game to try now and then). My point is I think men see these huge dicks on the internet and in porno's, and feel insufficient.Likewise, I know there are size queens out there, but they're not "average" women. All in all, I know "it's not how big your pencil is, rather, how well your penmanship is" And really, If you're with a woman, and she's sad because of a small dick, she's probably not one to bring home to mom anyway, is she? |
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