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July 27th, 2009, 10:29 AM | #1 |
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Sexy Androids Funny Robots Etc .... Hey Shove Your Mechanical Jokes , here !
This thread idea just came to me after a conversation with a guy who works with robots , he programs and repairs them. Like how facking cool is that ? , by the way cool is my latest method of grimly holding onto my fast vanishing youth (Well the short trousers look was starting to seem dated). But enough of that and back to robots , see our conversation got me thinking about some of those incredible erotic images that used to be on the Heavy Metal magazine back in the late and very early nineties. You know back when the magazine was still actually worth reading , mind you i haven`t looked at one in ten years so maybe it`s good again ? But enough of that and as i said previously ,back to robots , namely sexy ones Because i ask you what could be better than to have a programmable female looking android Or better still one like this
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May 24th, 2014, 02:51 PM | #3 |
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There was a sketch on Robot Chicken where a scientist is showing off his female looking robot when someone in the audience asks if you can f*ck it. The scientist says no and everyone leaves the presentation.
The technical term for a female android is "gynoid."
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Weird Science or Gremlins in the Garage? .. Probably just me with a screw loose.., or a loose screw
Although technically a clone, or genetic alt, I'll gladly have a go at some serious interfacing with Daryl Hannah as Pris ,
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May 24th, 2014, 07:38 PM | #5 |
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Surely as iconic as the tennis girl scratching her bum Lisa, (Kelly LeBrock) from Weird Science was coded by 2 teenagers from amongst other things, a pic of The Bride Of Frankenstein (ask kelio)
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