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September 17th, 2017, 08:09 PM	#31
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. Because, a triangle pizza, could not be cut into squares, then put into a round box. Q. Why doe's it always rain on me.? __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 17th, 2017, 09:50 PM

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Q. Why doe's it always rain on me.?

Because when you were seventeen you were a lying bastard!
If The Flash can run faster than the speed of light, how can he see where he's going?

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September 17th, 2017, 10:16 PM	#33
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. He went to Specsavers.. Q. Is That The Spirit Of The Age ?. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 18th, 2017, 05:30 AM	#34
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September 18th, 2017, 07:21 AM	#35
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September 18th, 2017, 11:33 AM	#36
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September 18th, 2017, 03:23 PM	#37
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,765 Thanks: 259,872 Thanked 1,139,215 Times in 113,886 Posts	A. The Vet's thermometer Q. Do you feel lucky punk??? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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September 18th, 2017, 05:38 PM	#38
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Q. Why don't my old T-shirts fit me anymore .?.

A. Cos u are a big boy now

Q. Do you think it's time for me to stop reading comics and find a woman?

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September 18th, 2017, 07:34 PM	#40
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