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Old November 19th, 2015, 11:28 PM   #21
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Magnified bugs have always creeped me out, rivalled only by snakes. I used to think that spiders were a little better than ants or roaches, the latter two might be their food supply. So I'd often spare a spider's life or throw it outside instead of squashing it. The only exception was in the bathroom, where I wanted no bugs of any type.

But if you ever see a National Geographic cover -sized fly face, you will feel as creeped-out as if you met the Alien Queen from Aliens in person. So I'm going to avoid this thread for the time being, even though we are on the World Wide WEB!!!!!!!!!!
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What's wrong with all you sick bastards. Do none of you have anything better to do with your lives than fill my waking moments with abject terror.
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Yes, but I'll know this one is lurking behind the overhead bookshelf; just waiting to fall on the back of my neck when I least expect it.
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