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Old December 19th, 2008, 11:40 PM   #31
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You know there were days that Barry really regretted Cynthia's circus background....
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Look I only put the tip in your butt there is no need for you to be so jumpy.
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Old December 21st, 2008, 01:54 PM   #35
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I`m afraid that picture is a bit too full on out there for me , see i prefer my women to dress classy giving just a hint of the delights that await underneath .

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