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Old January 8th, 2018, 05:50 AM   #131
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Some more Cat claw:


I remember how I bought this comic as a kid before I could get any regular porn, with my parents probably thinking it was just like Spider-man or any other superhero comicbook inside, very convenient.
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Old March 17th, 2018, 06:06 AM   #132
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Nerdy looking girl = dirty bint in disguise!
I assume by this point in her life she's been surgically changed into a dude named Velmer

Funny thing. I had a neighbor in an apartment building that was the spitting image of Velma. Everyone thought she was gay because she was quite butch, but she wasn't. She's married now, to a guy you'd swear was gay too. Very effeminate. What a pair


Oh. My choice is Rogue from X-Men. What can I say? I have a weakness for redheads.
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Old March 17th, 2018, 06:12 AM   #133
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Betty Boop is nice too!
Shame about the hydroencephalitis, tho

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Old March 17th, 2018, 06:15 AM   #134
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For me it would be Daphne Blake for her innocence and the fact I would get to tie her up. After her it would be Harley Quinn as I bet she is all kinds of nasty in the sack.
Only if she didn't speak. That annoying accent she has in the cartoons, sort of Jewish, sort of NYC, is a big turn off. Kinda like Fran Drescher's voice. Smokin hot woman there, but she opens her mouth and my cock turtles
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Old March 17th, 2018, 07:23 AM   #135
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I can't narrow it down to just one.

But Mira Nova is a contender

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Little bit of context. It was some point around 1976-8, and I would have been between 8 and 10 years old. Crossing the road, you may have been assisted by a 'lollipop lady', a crossing warden who carried a sign, like a giant lollipop, who would stop the traffic and shuttle schoolchildren across the road.

At that time, I used to get a comic (rather than a comic book or graphic novel) which was akin to the Beano or the Dandy, called 'Cheeky Weekly.'

Cheeky was a character in the comic, a young boy who would wander around town, meeting people and telling them jokes. One of his regulars was 'Lily Pop, the cracking crossing lady'.

Lily was blonde, busty, able to match Cheeky joke for joke and always brought the traffic screeching to a halt. Forty years on and it's still Lily


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It strongly depends on the artist who draw the female character.

Here is Mandy and another girl drawn by Dean Yeagle:



If she were drawn by me, she wouldn't look that sexy.
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