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July 9th, 2009, 05:31 PM | #11 | |||
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July 9th, 2009, 08:05 PM | #12 |
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In 1967, England played 3 cricket test matches against Pakistan and the Pakistani tourists played a number of county sides as well, including Yorkshire at Headingley.
Now...scoundrel was only a little nipper but had been brought up never ever to drop litter so after eating the sandwiches he dutifully found a litter bin. Unfortunately, to reach the litter bin I had to walk behind the bowlers arm just as he was running in to bowl: the batsman naturally sent him back. To those members for whom cricket is a mystery like Morris Dancing, the act of walking behind the bowlers arm is very bad: men have died for considerably less than this. I cant tell you who the batsman was, but of all people I had to walk behind Fred Trueman. My father still trembles and hides his face when this incident is mentioned. Fred, who was notorious for his colourful language and extremely frank statements of opinion, did not say a word. But he was quiet in the way that Jack Palance used to be quiet on the silver screen. My father says he's still not sure how he or any of his family got away alive...
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July 9th, 2009, 10:32 PM | #13 |
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I'm a sinner, no question about it. But I admit my sins everytime I post on this forum. My gluttony is admitted on the "Favorite Foods" thread. My lust, envy, greed, jealousy, all have a home on this forum. By the time I log off, I'm cleansed.
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July 9th, 2009, 10:48 PM | #14 |
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have coveted other women. Sadly, they haven't coveted me.
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July 9th, 2009, 11:24 PM | #15 |
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I must confess to having a vision of killer robots doing some kind of line dance to the sound of Queen's Another One Bites The Dust.
I blame GreenSkull.
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July 10th, 2009, 02:49 AM | #16 |
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I'm 100% straight, but there's a gay Iraqi guy who owns Dunkin' Doughnuts near by, who has the hots for me.I dunno what he's saying, but I know he's flirting.....I flirt back-I get free food.Every Saturday morning.He hasn't charged me in like two years.My wife thinks it's mildly creepy, but she eats the doughnuts too
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July 10th, 2009, 03:43 AM | #17 |
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Before I tell you about the hairy growth on my palms and fading eyesight, I should first admit that I don't have any prayer beads. Hmmm, will these anal things do in a pinch?
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July 10th, 2009, 01:35 PM | #18 | ||||||
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Hmmmm a graver sin have i yet heard , still i wasn`t alive then and so had no money on the outcome . Consider yourself absolved Brother Member , in fact your tale touched my cold heart so here`s one of my special sainthood extra credit cards "Don`t leave life without it" " Absolution approved " Quote:
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You sin is apparent son as is your confusion , especially to try and pin it on me. So try seeing how you enjoy an afterlife listening to Imagination`s "It`s just an illusion" Absolution Denied Quote:
A twisted sin alright, still free foods free food providing you can sleep at night . There with a click thy shameful sin for now at least is gone, i just hope the man never expands his range and offers you a foot long " Absolution approved " Quote:
Hair on your palms and fading eyesight ? , no sins there at all just sounds like a genetic condition called blight . As for beads up you backside well to each his own , although since it seems your health is in doubt i`d say be careful it`s not piles , better leave them alone Absolution Denied
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July 10th, 2009, 02:34 PM | #19 |
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Bless me Father GreenSkull for I have sinned. I promised the missus I would paint the garage and cut the hedges. But I have been sat on my arse all day quaffing wine and surfing the world wide web, a lot of that time spent ogling young ladies undressed.
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To hell with those pale sins !, you`ve already committed the worst of all my child ,forgetfulness ! . As in you have failed in your donation duties to thank your fellow members on this thread , and worse of all you haven`t thanked it`s originator " Did i nail myself to that crossing guard for nothing ! " Absolution denied
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