It's A Miracle !!!

Estreeter · August 3rd, 2015, 12:35 PM

I love those miracle product commercials on TV

Like the miracle slippers that are so comfortable, you can bounce a egg off them 2 feet

The Eurobed, a blow up mattress that is so strong that you can drive a 250 kg 4 wheeler over it

Or one of my favorites, The Foldaway fishing rod that fits into any cars glovebox

Don't know why you'd put it there, I mean I can't fit the tackle box and bait in there also

So, this thread is about a miracle product of you own

Like My Miracle Vice

Don't just buy a vice for simple metalwork

Boring

Don't just buy a vice for simple woodworking

Boring

No, what you need is The Miracle Vice

The Vice that does both those plus more

The Miracle Vice will extract information from friend or foe alike

All yours for just $49.95

Shipping Charges not included

**pharoahegypt** · August 3rd, 2015, 12:41 PM

I really worry bout you somedays..... I really do, Big E.

Estreeter · August 3rd, 2015, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

I really worry bout you somedays..... I really do, Big E.

Really

Why

I mean just for you mate, I came up with a special one off offer

I didn't just want ya do have boring Mayan Pyramid

Nope, not even The Great Pyramids and Sphinx

For you Mate, you the the greatest pyramid, a luxury hotel and casino

How much can you expect to pay for this , $10,000,000

$50,000,000

Nope, for you it will just cost your life savings, pension and be my slave for life

**tygrkhat40** · August 3rd, 2015, 01:44 PM

The ones that get me are the "miracle" products that will turn you instantly into an expert. Yet the people they show trying to do whatever it is before they get the product are so incompetent that they shouldn't even be trying to do it in the first place.

Estreeter · August 3rd, 2015, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

The ones that get me are the "miracle" products that will turn you instantly into an expert.

You mean like the Flowbee

The home haircut device with rotating blades and a vacuum to suck away the hairs and give an even (nerdy) haircut

**pharoahegypt** · August 3rd, 2015, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

How much can you expect to pay for this , $10,000,000

$50,000,000

Nope, for you it will just cost your life savings, pension and be my slave for life

Sounds like a bargain...

Where do I sign....??

**pharoahegypt** · August 3rd, 2015, 02:19 PM

This was my favourite invention.....

Even the legendary Tommy Walsh was struggling to make it look simple.

Estreeter · August 3rd, 2015, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

Sounds like a bargain...

Where do I sign....??

Vendors can be wrong

I was in this case, because you already did sign and I forgot

**Ninjaturtle** · August 3rd, 2015, 02:23 PM

Have found this here in the dessert of Mrs. Turtle I found a usage for it, but its still a miracle product

**pharoahegypt** · August 3rd, 2015, 04:54 PM

Is this the only kind of 'rabbit' you get from your mrs..?? Lucky you... lol.

August 3rd, 2015, 12:35 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,608 Times in 60,391 Posts	It's A Miracle !!! I love those miracle product commercials on TV Like the miracle slippers that are so comfortable, you can bounce a egg off them 2 feet The Eurobed, a blow up mattress that is so strong that you can drive a 250 kg 4 wheeler over it Or one of my favorites, The Foldaway fishing rod that fits into any cars glovebox Don't know why you'd put it there, I mean I can't fit the tackle box and bait in there also So, this thread is about a miracle product of you own Like My Miracle Vice Don't just buy a vice for simple metalwork Boring Don't just buy a vice for simple woodworking Boring No, what you need is The Miracle Vice The Vice that does both those plus more The Miracle Vice will extract information from friend or foe alike All yours for just $49.95 Shipping Charges not included __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,492 Thanks: 10,177 Thanked 43,624 Times in 4,155 Posts	I really worry bout you somedays..... I really do, Big E. __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,135 Times in 9,629 Posts	The ones that get me are the "miracle" products that will turn you instantly into an expert. Yet the people they show trying to do whatever it is before they get the product are so incompetent that they shouldn't even be trying to do it in the first place. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,492 Thanks: 10,177 Thanked 43,624 Times in 4,155 Posts	This was my favourite invention..... Even the legendary Tommy Walsh was struggling to make it look simple. __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,492 Thanks: 10,177 Thanked 43,624 Times in 4,155 Posts	Is this the only kind of 'rabbit' you get from your mrs..?? Lucky you... lol. __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!