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Old September 18th, 2012, 06:31 AM   #21
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Old September 18th, 2012, 04:39 PM   #26
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On a cubicle wall laden with gay writings:

"Has No One in here heard of girls?"

Underneath in a different hand:

"You should try them both at the same time"
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I remember in a newly opened Little Chef, some wag had written on the condom dispenser,
"Buy Me And Stop One"

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Written at the bottom of a cubicle door at the college I went to:
"Beware of the Southdowns Limbo dancer"
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" Insert baby for refund "
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