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Old September 11th, 2012, 03:29 PM   #11
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one day I could not stop myself writing this on the door of a toilet that seemed to date back three centuries "she was spotted by far the flies who had taken up residence"


it's not that it stinks ,
but it stings the eyes anyway!!
elsewhere as they pick up the nose with a shovel




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Old September 11th, 2012, 05:10 PM   #12
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Lets not forget the sub-genre of graffiti scrawled on condom machines located in toilets. A couple of examples;

" Positively the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted "

" Please give generously, Homes for retired Semen "
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Old September 11th, 2012, 09:42 PM   #13
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Another good one above a urinal read:
Hey! the joke's not up here, it's down in your hands!
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Old September 12th, 2012, 07:57 PM   #14
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I saw the following:
I love grils
Under that was written (manly handwriting)
Stupid! You mean girls I suppose?
and as last
Hey mister, and what about us grils than? We do need love!
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Old September 14th, 2012, 04:07 PM   #16
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Here is a perfect example of why a poster promoting a movie should not be placed in a public restroom.

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Old September 15th, 2012, 02:53 AM   #17
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"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to sh*t but only farted."
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And then, one day, I took a chance.
Tried to fart and shat my pants.
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Put an x on the wall if you fucked **********Ma

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