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September 10th, 2012, 05:32 AM | #1 |
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Toilet Wall Graffiti
Scribblings on public convenience walls and doors are an excellent source of mirth. Please share anything you have seen which amused or perhaps made you snigger like a schoolboy. Sage advice, philosophical musings and artistry would be fine too. If you're feeling brave, take a pic so long as you're able to convince the bloke at the neighbouring urinal you're not after images of his knob. Written above the urinal at a place I worked in the late eighties... "One in Kate Bush is worth 10 in the hand" Worth far more than ten IMO
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September 10th, 2012, 06:20 AM | #2 |
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September 10th, 2012, 07:21 PM | #3 |
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September 10th, 2012, 08:35 PM | #4 |
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one I remember being written on the wall from the days when you had to put a copper in the slot to get into the stall-
" Here I sit broken- hearted Paid a penny and only farted " Last edited by emexem; September 10th, 2012 at 09:20 PM.. |
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September 10th, 2012, 09:08 PM | #5 |
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Spotted on the door of a bog in a London boozer some heroic* wag had scrawled a phonetic alphabet. Unfortunately I was heavily refreshed at the time so cant remember all of it, but here is a sample:
A for ism B for am C for yourself D for cate E for vessence F for tless etc etc * I say heroic because you can only guess at the rampant piles this guy must have sustained sitting there all that time to scrawl out this screed. |
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September 10th, 2012, 09:26 PM | #6 |
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Scrawled on a freshly-painted wall in the bogs at work
"Thanks for the new canvas" Offended by all the profanity, one colleague took it upon himself to do the painting. In doing so he betrayed yet another weakness for his tormentors to exploit.
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September 10th, 2012, 09:34 PM | #7 |
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my all time favorite:
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On a construction site:
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BB is a gay bastard! I know cause I shagged him.
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